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Yes, Meat Sweats Are A Real Thing
To all our vegetarian and vegan readers out there, we want you to know that we love and appreciate you. It's for that very reason that we're warning you that this article may be a bit much for you, as it's some of our meatiest content ever. Because as much[...]
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There’s A Pizza Chain That Sells Only Crusts Cause The World Makes No Sense
These is nothing better than a nice, delicious slice of hot, cheesy pizza. Oh, wait there is something better. Two hot slices of delicious, cheesy pizza.Yum yum! And how do you like your pizza? Extra cheesy? How about with pepperoni slices? Are you an extra sauce fan? Are you a[...]
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People Online Have Been Asking For A Reality Show Where Flat Earthers Look For Earth’s Edge
If you have anywhere between an hour to 95 days to kill, go ahead and Google "conspiracy theories" and dive into that bottomless rabbit hole. Before you do, you may want to tie a rope around your waist, otherwise you may never be able to pull yourself out of and[...]
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The Difference Between First Class And Economy Meals On These Airlines Is Staggering
Flying can be uber expensive. And nowadays airlines will charge you for every little thing. Some airlines will charge you a ton of money just to check a bag that is bigger than a small purse. Seats that incline will cost you extra. More leg room? You will have to[...]
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20 Tweets About Sharing Your Netflix Account That Are Painfully True
Remember back in the old days how difficult it was to watch the movie or TV show you were looking for? Of course, by "the old days" we mean that prehistoric era that scholars refer to as "the '90s." If you wanted to watch a movie at home, you had[...]
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20 Too True Tweets About Tequila
Ah, alcohol. As Homer Simpson so eloquently put it, it's the "cause of and solution to all of life's problems." While alcohol can be dangerous if over-consumed and especially if someone imbibes before getting behind a wheel, the vast majority of people that drink are able to do it in[...]
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LEGO Is Coming Out With A ‘Friends’ Collection And Could We BE Any More Excited?
What's your favorite sitcom of all time? We know that they're not the most high brow form of entertainment out there, but with all the stresses we deal with at work, with our family, our relationships and the state of the world at large, it's nice every now and then[...]
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Scientists Have Created Contact Lenses That Zoom When You Blink Twice
Do you ever think about how amazing contact lenses are? You may put them on your eyes every single day but have you ever really thought about how cool it is that someone invented these teeny tiny little lenses that are so thin and so small that they can fit[...]
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In Honor Of ‘Harold And Kumar,’ White Castle Pledges To Give Away 1 Million Free Sliders
Have you ever heard that marketing campaign that asks what you'd do for a Klondike Bar? The premise is that the chocolate-y cool treat is so delicious and irresistible that consumers will happily humiliate and degrade themselves or even potentially put themselves in danger of bodily harm just to get[...]
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Doctors Are Telling Women Not To Put Popsicles In Their…You Know…This Summer
Is summer almost over? We love the BBQ and vacation time but you can’t even walk down the street without sweating through your clothes. Saying that this summer is hotter than hot is the understatement of the year. Heatwaves all over the country and all over the world are forcing[...]
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These 30 People Are The Definition Of Petty
We'd all like to think that we're kind, compassionate individuals overflowing with sympathy and possessing limitless patience. But the truth is, sometimes... people just get on our nerves. It's okay to admit that you've been annoyed by someone. Nobody is perfect, and conflict with your fellow human beings is inevitable[...]
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French’s Has Developed Their Own Mustard Ice Cream Because The World Is Going To Burn Anyway
What's your favorite dessert? Do you enjoy something that you can sit down to like pie? Or do you enjoy cake every day and don't need a celebration of some kind as an excuse to indulge in your favorite treat? Maybe you like cookies because they're a little bit more[...]
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Croc Gloves have Been Invented And We’re Pretty Sure This Means The Apocalypse Is Near
When it comes to clothing and accessories, what's your style? Do you want to be on the cutting edge of fashion, with everyone on the street turning their heads as you walk by, wondering who you are and how cool you must be based solely on what you're wearing? Or[...]
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Runner Uses His Fitness App To Create Running Works Of Art
If you are a runner, you know that running an amazing route can change your entire run. If you are bored, a one mile run can feel like a million mile run. You need a goal, some good scenery and some kick ass music to get through a jog or[...]
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Donkeys Serving Beer At Wedding Receptions May Be The Hottest New Wedding Trend
Weddings are supposed to be a celebration of the union between two people who love one another unconditionally. Weddings are also meant to be a chance for friends a family to get together and celebrate love and life and happiness. But thanks to social media and the art of showing[...]
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A Study Reveals That Dogs Actually Understand What You Are Saying To Them
“Who’s a good boy.” “Hey buddy.” “Good job.” “Come here boy.” Do you catch yourself talking to your dog all day? Of course you do! We all do! They are our best friends so why wouldn’t we?! We have full conversations with our pups, whether or not they can talk[...]
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This Pool Floatie Is A Godsend For Women Who Are…Well Endowed
This is the time of day where we are going to talk about boobs. Is everyone ready for some serious boob talk? We are currently living in what we like to call, “a big boob culture.” Big boobs are praised in this country and some women spend good money on[...]
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Is This Photo Black And White Or Color?
How good are your eyes? We hope that they're in at least decent enough shape to continue reading this on whatever device you're using, otherwise, what's the point? Anyways, as good as you think your eyes are, we're about to put them to the test. And no, you don't have[...]
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100,000 People Have Signed A Petition To Change The Date For Halloween
The holidays can be rough. Which holidays? Any of them, really. Let's go through the list. If you're single (and especially if you're very recently single), Valentine's Day is the worst. It seems like international "Remind You That Nobody Loves You Right Now" day, and everyone is happy to celebrate[...]
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The True Stories Behind How Well-Known Companies Got Their Names
Take a look up there at all of those logos. If you were an alien that just arrived on Earth, they'd just look like a bunch of random shapes and letters that make no sense to you. However, you'd have to be an alien to not be familiar with most[...]
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Fan Theories About Your Favorite Kid Flicks May Ruin Your Childhood
What was your favorite movie growing up? Whatever it was, it probably still holds a special place in your heart to this day. That's the power of stories. The good ones stick with us, especially when we're first introduced to them at such an impressionable age. However, it's always fun[...]
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20 Tweets About Marriage That Are Painfully True
Aren't weddings magical? They feel like the ending to a romantic fairy tale where our two heroes overcame so many treacherous obstacles and wound up together and will now live happily ever after. Well, that's the feeling weddings are going for. And if you've never been to one and are[...]
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A Photographer Photshopped Teeth On To Newborns And It’s Hysterical As it Is Creepy
Is there anything cuter in the world than babies? Some would say that puppies, kitties, otters and assorted other tiny, furry creatures are on par if not even cuter, but we have to say that human babies have the biological edge. They're so cute they send biological signals into our[...]
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Taco Makeup Is Going Viral…Because Tacos Are The Best
What is it about tacos that people just can’t get enough of them? We have Taco Tuesday, a day every single week that we dedicate to eating tacos. We’ve made it a weekly holiday, for crying out loud! That’s love right there. Shirts with captions like, “Will Squat For Tacos”[...]
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This May Be The Cutest Species Of Cat Ever Discovered
There are two types of people in this world: Those who love dogs and those who love cats. And there are two types of cat people out there. Those who love cats and those who LOVEEEEEEE cats. If you are a cat person, you know exactly what I am[...]
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Yes, Over 6,000 People Have Actually Bought Alien Abduction Insurance
The universe is unimaginably large. And we don't mean unimaginably large like the Grand Canyon. That's huge, but we can actually see enough pictures of it to wrap our tiny little mammalian brains around the concept of its size. We can't do that with the universe. For example, our sun[...]
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Sleep Desks Are Now A Thing… So You Can Now Fall Asleep At Your Job Easier
Does it feel like our lives are busier than ever? While we have more conveniences than ever, such as YouTube and Netflix allowing us to find any and every show from our childhoods and watch whatever episode we want, all these amazing things come at a cost. Namely: money. And[...]
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A Texas Restaurant Made So Many Funny Restaurant Signs That It Is Now A Book!
The restaurant El Arroyo in Austin, Texas is known for its funny restaurant signs just as much as it’s known for its food. Maybe more for the signs, actually. Their signs are so clever and funny, they decided to compile them into a coffee table book. El Arroyo's Big Book[...]
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Motorcycle Helmets That Look Like Shaved Human Heads Are Just Creepy AF
Don’t you miss Sky Mall magazine? Remember Sky Mall? Sky Mall was the best part of traveling! You would be on a plane browsing through the world’s weirdest yet most genius inventions, kicking yourself for not thinking of it first. You know that feeling when you are looking at some[...]
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Watch Rare Footage of A Deep-Sea Fish Eating A Whole Shark
If you were to come face to face with a shark, we bet you would be beyond terrified. Many people won’t even get into the water when they go to the beach because they are afraid to cross paths with a shark. And why wouldn’t you be afraid? We were[...]
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According To Science, ‘Harry Potter’ Makes Kids Better Human Beings
The world can be a scary place sometimes. So it's no wonder that we often retreat into the world of fiction to find heroes and make us feel better. But these heroes don't just make us feel better while we're visiting their worlds. They inspire us to feel better about[...]
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People Who Wear Ripped Jeans Are Getting The Weirdest Sunburns This Summer
Ah, the summer. It's the greatest time of the year. We've loved it ever since we were kids and knew that it meant we were free from school for three full months. But as adults, summer may be even better. We get to have beach parties, bonfires, cookouts and all[...]
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You Can Now Have Your Pet Turned Into A Pokemon Card!
Peanut butter is great. Chocolate is great. But what happens when you combine the two? Excellence. Yes, it may seem like you're trying to fly too close to the sun on wings made of wax when you combine two already great things to try and heighten your enjoyment, but you[...]
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There’s A Bracelet That Will Actually Shock You For Eating Too Much Or Spending Too Much Cash
Look, we all have our bad habits. Some habits are worse than others. For example, some of us cannot help but stop at the Wendy’s drive thru on the way home from work to get their daily Frosty and small fries. Sharon we are looking at you for this one![...]
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Weird Things Keep Happening To The Couple That Bought The House From ‘The Conjuring’
Do you believe in monsters? The Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot have millions of devoted folks that swear they are real. There are also countless people that believe in vampires, and even claim to be night-dwelling bloodsuckers themselves. However, it's easy to poke holes in their logic and make fun[...]
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Here’s Why The Tomato and Mayo Sandwich is The Ultimate Summer Sammy
Sandwiches have to be considered one of the ultimate foods. They're in that tip-top tier along with pizza, and not just because of how delicious they are, but how convenient they are. You can have representatives from every major food group all in one easy to grip location. Wheats, veggies,[...]
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After A Fight, A Girlfriend Left A HUGE Tip On Her Boyfriend’s Credit Card
Love is the greatest thing in the world, if the topic of 95.6% of songs ever written is any indicator. If you find that special someone, you not only found someone to eventually split rent with (which is good enough on its own), but you also found someone to do[...]
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Man Finds A Bug That ‘Looks Like An Alien’ And Our Nightmares Are Now Realized
What would you do if you were at home, minding your own business, just eating some popcorn and a bug suddenly walked past you that looked like a straight up alien? We are talking about something out of Stranger Things or Men In Black or Independence Day. There you are, on[...]
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A Dad Invented A Hilarious T-shirt For The Most Selfish Reason
Having kids is hard AF for more reasons than you can count. First of all, raising a child requires a whole lot of energy. When you have a child, you better be prepared to have to run around and chase them all day long. You have to constantly pick them[...]
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A Greek Island Is Actually Paying People To Live There
Do you ever think about stopping everything that you are doing in your hectic and stressful life and running away? Do you ever imagine that you can live on a small island somewhere with no cable and internet and just be one with nature? Maybe you find yourself daydreaming and[...]
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A Woman Claims She Gets Energy From Breathing, Stops Eating Solid Food
Every few months a fad diet makes the rounds and people jump on board in hopes that this will be the answer to helping them lose weight. There’s the Keto diet currently making the rounds. There is The Zone Diet, The South Beach Diet, the Beyonce Cleanse (that’s what we[...]
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A Mother’s Stunning Breastfeeding Photos Are Owning The Internet
There are so many benefits to breastfeeding your child. Breast milk provides nutrients that a baby needs in order to grow and flourish. Breast milk also contains important antibodies that can help a baby fight off viruses and bacteria and breast milk can also reduce a baby’s risk of disease[...]
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Some Cat Owners Are Warning About Potentially Lethal Himalayan Salt Lamps
On paper, cats are terrifying nightmares. They're carnivorous creatures that are relatives of lions and tigers that like to hunt in the dark and play with their prey before putting it out of its misery. But gosh dang it... they're so cute. We've heard that the only reason they rub[...]
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A Woman Who Thought Her Husband Was Missing Found Him In A TikTok Video
There's nothing worse in the world than losing a loved one. Death comes for us all at some point, and while we all know that, when it happens, it's never any easier. We can never feel fully prepared in the face of this inevitability. But even worse than having a[...]
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An Ice Cream Man Charges Influencers Double If They Ask For Free Cones (And He’s A Total Hero)
These days, social media is less about being social and more about selfies, self promotion and influencing. You can’t look at Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat or Facebook without seeing some hot girl on a yacht doing an ad for some special tea that will make your tummy super flat. Did you[...]
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A Town Is Being Terrorized By 100 Feral Chickens, Freaking Everyone Out
Do you like scary movies? Most people don't like being terrified, but some find it fun, hence the giant film genre. Tales of ghosts, vampires, zombies, werewolves, masked slashers and all other manner of terrifying ghouls exist to thrill us. However, no matter how scary the movie is, we're always[...]
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How Come We Don’t Talk About The Heartbreaking Death In ‘Shrek’?
Shrek is an iconic movie for so many reasons. First of all, the film was the first winner for the inaugural Best Animated Film category of the Academy Awards 2001. Eddie Murphy also got a BAFTA nomination for his voiceover performance and Shrek was ranked #8 on the American Film[...]
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The Story Of Why Peanut Butter And Pickle Sandwiches Are So Popular
Do you have a secret meal or snack that you love to chow down on that is so weird and sounds so disgusting that you feel like you have to keep it all to yourself? It’s your weird little secret that nobody in your life needs to know about? You[...]
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There Is Now A Pill That Makes Your Farts Smell Like Roses And Chocolate
Look, we usually like to keep it light here at Sarcasm Society, but there is something serious we need to talk about. This certain something is something that we all endure. Something that can overwhelm us under the right circumstances. Something that can ruin a good date or an elevator[...]
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Here’s How You Can Fold Your T-shirts As Perfect As They Do In The Army
Does anyone like laundry day? Probably not. How could anyone like doing their laundry? There are 50 million other things we would rather do than separate our whites and our colors and unfold all of our socks. Doing laundry is the worst! The best thing about laundry day is knowing[...]