Haircuts That Started As Bad Ideas And Just Got Worse
There is no better feeling than getting a fresh new haircut. You feel lighter, sexy, stylish and like you need to make plans and go out like stat! It is amazing what a little snip can do! For women, a few highlights or some bangs can change your whole face. For men a nice fade can make you look dapper AF. There are so many styles to choose from and each style can completely alter your appearance and also your attitude.
But, have you ever had a bad haircut? Not just an “Oh, it will grow out a little and look just fine” kind of of look. We are talking about a panic mode, chop it all and burn it to the grown kind of experience. If you have not had a haircut from hell, you are one lucky duck. The people you are about to see went for a look and well, they got it. These haircuts are so bad that they are actually kind of amazing.
The Rat Tail
Well, you have seen a rat tail but what you haven’t seen is a RAT cut. Now you have seen it all, huh?
It’s trashy, it’s squirmy and it’ll make the hair stick up on the back of your neck because it’s so weird and rats gross.
Why anyone would want a rat on their head, we don’t know. Maybe they love The Ninja Turtles? Maybe they have a thing for Splinter? Who knows but it’s here and unless he shaves his head, it’s going to be there for a while.
Oh hey! We didn’t know that Krusty the Clown was making an appearance on this list.
We shall call this cut the Krusty. If this guy is a Simpson’s fan, then this cut fits him perfectly. If he isn’t, well, we don’t know what to tell him.
At least he didn’t go for the Sideshow Bob look. Actually, that may have looked more normal then this do. Maybe he can try that look next tim!
This Cut Is Money
This haircut is money. But see, it really is money because there is actual money glued onto her head.
Maybe that’s her way of keeping track of her laundry quarters. If that is the case, this woman is a freakin’ genius.
If you are always in search of quarters for laundry day, this is a great technique. It beats going to 711 and begging them to exchange your dollar bills. We know from way too much experience.
This haircut gives new meaning to the phrase, “I’ve got eyes in the back of my head.”
Could you imagine standing behind this guy in line at the grocery store? We’re just trying to buy groceries, man. Stop staring at me!
We don’t know who this guy is exactly but we do know that this guy had an idea and went there. We are just glad we don’t have to sleep next to him. Imagine waking up to that face staring at you in the morning? No thank you.
Now this is a mullet worth talking about. Mullets make a statement. They say, “While I may seem like I’ve got it all together, I am also crazy and like to let loose.”
The mullet, also known as the Beaver Paddle, the Bi – Level, the Camero Cut, the Canadian passport, Hockey hair or the Kentucky waterfall is the world’s most underrated look.
The mullet says, business in the front, party in the back and we could all benefit from rocking a mullet of our own. Bring back the mullet!
Unfortunately this woman is not being paid by Oreo to sport this look but we are sure that they support it!
Have you ever loved something so much that you just had to be a walking advertisement for it? No? Us either.
But look. She loves Oreos and instead of shouting it from the rooftops, she did this. And this is certainly, well, a nice gesture. All we need to do is dunk her head in some milk and call it a day!
You have to be a real fruit fan to get a haircut to look exactly like your favorite fruit. This guy chose the strawberry.
Look, this is a great Halloween look, but every day? How did his co-workers feel when they now had to sit next to a human-sized strawberry?
Maybe next time go for a fruit that’s a little more subdued? Maybe a plum or a kiwi? Kiwi’s already have a little hair, so why don’t you try that next time?
Louis Vuitton Look
That quarter look is nothing compared to this money look. This Louis Vuitton money look is fire! Cha-ching!
It is flashy. It is tacky. It is over the top but, it is practical.
Did you forgot your purse in the car? Don’t sweat it. Just reach your arms up pull and there you go! Just be aware that others can grab the money off pf your head too. Just wear a hat in public areas and you should be good to go.
This cut brings a whole new meaning to the term “Sport Cut.” See, this guy is super fan.
He wanted to support his team and favorite player but it is too hot outside to sport a jersey. So, instead of him wearing a jersey with his favorite player’s number, he just shaved it right in his back hair.
Everyone wins, except the person sitting behind him. That person should probably change seats because this look is pretty distracting.
You may have heard of a helicopter parent, but have you heard of a helicopter haircut?
Does this haircut have the ability to spin? Please tell us it spins! We have a question though. Whose idea was this?
Like, who woke up one morning and said, “I need a change and I know exactly what it is! I need a helicopter on my head!” Her. She did and boy did she get what she was looking f
Wow, look at this lovely look. Are those bangs or windshield wipers? We really can’t tell.
Let’s just say that the answer is bangs. We have a question. How do you see with those things hanging in front of your eyes?
Isn’t that annoying have those little wipers in the way of what you are trying to see? I guess that is the risk you take for look fabulous, right? The risks we take for beauty, ammiright?
Jolly Rancher Look
This haircut is for our readers out there with a sweet tooth. Looking for a sweet treat? Well, look no further.
Right there at the end of your braids is a Jolly Rancher just begging to be consumed. You may even be able to swing it over and right into your mouth!
Not THAT is every kid’s dream. Pick different colors, stick to the same kinds or just skip the green apple because those are gross. Sorry, but they are.
What A Lid
This is certainly a very interesting look. Let’s call it the Easter Egg because it looks like the top of one of those chocolate eggs that has something fun inside.
Unfortunately, this one doesn’t have anything fun inside. Just the brain of a guy who went through this look. It also looks a bit like an almond, doesn’t it?
“Hi. Yes. I am going for that sexy almond look. I want it to look like an almond is sitting right on top of my head. Can you do that for me?”
Just because we have all accepted the fact that everyone poops, that doesn’t mean that we need to be reminded of that every time we look at the back of this guy’s head.
And think about when this guy goes to the bathroom. Think about that for a minute. That’s meta, huh?
While we all agree that it feels good to relieve yourself, that doesn’t mean you should sketch the scene of the crime onto your noggin’.
This girl wanted to make a statement and boy did she do it. It’s young. It’s bold. It’s basically a carousel hanging off of her head.
And why not? Does it come with carnival music on a loop too? How about the little horses that go up and down?
We can’t wait to see what this girl thinks of next. Maybe she will go for a funhouse mirror look? Or perhaps a clown car theme? Whatever she does next, we can’t wait to see it.
The Blush Brush
We call this look, The Blush Brush. See what we are talking about? You are so very welcome.
This look is practical. When a haircut can be used in your every day routine, than you know you are on the right track.
Pro Tip: We haven’t figured out how you can apply the blush onto yourself. You would also need to have someone to help you put the blush on top of your head. We are still working on the logistics. Pardon us. It’s a look in progress.
The Slam Dunk
This slam dunk look is a slam dunk. Well, almost. We see that he was going for the Air Jordan look and it didn’t quite get there.
Next time it will! Don’t give up. Look, if Michael Jordan gave up the first time he didn’t get the ball through the hoop, he wouldn’t have been the greatest basketball player of all time.
It takes practice and patience. You need to believe in yourself and never let anyone tell you that your haircut isn’t good enough.
Cotton Candy Crazy
Is anyone in the mood for some cotton candy? Well, while it may look like it is, that isn’t actually cotton candy on her head, so back off!
This look can be dangerous. Anyone with a sweet tooth may get confused and try to eat that sweet, scrumptious hair.
If you are willing to take a risk for fashion’s sake, go for it. Just beware and wear it at your own risk. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Sprouts Or Sprinklers?
If you are looking to sprout a few more inches overnight, then this is the look for you. This look will make you stand tall and when you walk through the door, all eyes will be on you.
And the people staring at you and your new look may be wondering, “Are those sprouts or sprinklers?” Let’s be honest it could go either way.
So what are they? Sprouts or sprinklers? That is the age old question and that is for you to decide.
Happy Little Haircut
And we are going to leave you today with this happy little haircut. Bob Ross was a boss and now you can honor him with a Bob Ross Haircut of your own!
Anyone standing behind you will be filled with joy when they look at the back of your head. His jolly little smile, his fun curly hair, this is a look for all ages.
And as Bob Ross always used to say, “We don’t make mistakes. We just make fun little accidents,” and this haircut is just that.