Folks With Foot Fetishes Are Buying This Cause It Offers A Little Something…Extra
Human beings are wild creatures. We’re all the same in many ways as a group, but as individuals we’re as different as possible from person to person. We each have our own unique tastes. For example, imagine trying to take your grandparents to an Insane Clown Posse concert, or convincing your significant other to have a Nightmare on Elm Street themed wedding. While we think those would be super duper fun, not everyone shares in our enthusiasms and passions for these things.
And humans don’t just have differing tastes when it comes to music, movies or whether or not cilantro tastes like soap (it totally does, stop lying to yourselves). We all also have our own unique, specific preferences when it comes to what we do in the bedroom. There are several companies that cater to some, ahem… very specific tastes, and their products are a gigantically profitable business niche. Even if some of them are very, very strange…
Look, we get it. Finding love is difficult. Trying to find a connection through online dating is a living nightmare.
It’s a shame, because it’s never been easier to find love as a result of it. You can look on specific sites and apps for your specific preferences.
Yet, with all this choice, folks are having difficulties. It’s no wonder love robots are becoming a thing. West World isn’t as far fetched as you might think, so be sure to treat those machines nicely.
Finding love is hard enough when you’re just looking for someone who shares your values.
Then you try to find someone that also shares your interests. After all, you don’t want to live with someone that blasts polka music nonstop, do you?
Then there’s that extra layer of compatibility you must share, which is in the bedroom. Some folks just like vanilla ice cream, while others needs all sorts of whip cream, nuts and chains added to enjoy themselves.
To Each Their Own
And you know what? Hey, that’s fine. We’re not here to judge what consenting adults are into.
We may not get it, but if they’re not hurting anybody and having a good time, then go on and do what you have to.
There are all sorts of fetishes out there, ranging from wearing leather outfits or even animal outfits. But there’s one specific fetish that is more common than you might think, and that’s what we’re going to focus on.
When someone asks each other if they’re more of a “T” or “A” man, some respond with an entirely different body part.
There are countless folks out there that are turned on by feet. And when we say countless, we mean it.
It’s not like you can just go out on the street with a clipboard and conduct a survey. Try getting an honest answer standing outside a grocery store and asking strangers in front of their family if they find toes arousing.
This Little Piggy
So if you’re into feet, it might be difficult and embarrassing finding someone that’s also into that sort of thing.
We don’t mean to kink shame. Like we said, do whatever you have to. But if you’re not careful, you might get off on the wrong foot with someone. (We stand by that pun 100%.)
Luckily, as we mentioned earlier, there are businesses happy to cater to this demographic. There are all sorts of toys for all sorts of people, and wait until you see these.
Why ask a stranger if you can do things with their feet when you can just do it with your own?
And when we say “your own,” we don’t mean “your own, your own.” Very few people are that flexible.
This new product is just what foot fanatics have been waiting for. They’re realistic feet you can purchase and do whatever you want to. That would have been enough, but some folks are more creative than us, so they’ve added a little something extra…
If you’re wondering what’s blurred out in that picture, you may want to sit down as we explain it.
These fake feet have a certain part of the female anatomy built into them that guys can use to have extra fun with.
If you’re still not picking up what we’re putting down, maybe the name will clue you in. These are known as “Vajankles.” It’s a combination of “ankle” and… well, if you don’t get it by now, we can’t help you.
This has to be some kind of a joke, right? Is this just a gag gift?
And by “gag” we mean literally gag, because that’s what we’re trying really hard not to do right now all over our keyboard.
No, it turns out that this is for real, and it’s actually quite popular. While folks may not admit to a foot fetish in public, they are happy to anonymously buy products online that help them satiate their love for these two anatomy parts.
The Vajankle has been released onto the world by an adult toy company named Silicon Wives.
It’s weird, but it is genius. It’s like a turducken, where you combine a bunch of different items into one. Only now, you have relations with it.
All weirdness aside, we have to give credit where it’s due. These feet look incredibly real. Finding one of these in someone’s home would be creepy, until you find the hole on the top and realize it’s not a real foot.
Silicon Wives has a winner on their hands (or, um… feet) with this particular product.
They’ve sold tons of them. And that’s especially impressive considering the asking price. If you’d like to be the proud owner of your very own Vajankle you can for the low, low price of only $299.50 per pair.
Although, if you’d like to save some money, you can get a single foot for only $99. Wait a minute… why is one $100 and two $300? That’s not how math works!
Do the creators of this product have an issue with it? Do they think it’s weird but just did it for the sweet foot money?
First of all, we never thought we’d ever use the expression “sweet foot money” in our lives.
Second of all, Vajankle creator Silicon Wives see no problem at all, saying, “The realistic silicone feet with [that particular female part] are perfect for the feet lovers out there that still want a traditional [adult] toy experience.”
Well, it’s nice to see the folks releasing this product aren’t judging the folks that are using it.
They’re even going out of their way to give them whatever experience they want with it. Each of these are able to be customized.
Any type of foot you could want, they can make it for you. You can get them with pedicures and in all sorts of different shapes and colors. If only other, more common products were as accommodating.
Are you getting uncomfortable with all of this? If you are, we don’t blame you.
We’re pushing through because it’s our job to report on things like this, and as you can see, we take our job very seriously.
That said, it’s only going to get stranger from here, so consider this your warning. We’re not saying you should turn back. We know you have a strong constitution and can handle anything we throw at you. So, here we go…
What They're Made Of
You know how the Big Mac has a classic jingle to let you know what’s in it?
Well, the folks behind the Vajankle are also proud to talk about the ingredients that constitute this particular product, though it isn’t as catchy.
They say, “This product is hand-crafted with premium medical-grade silicone to provide an ultra-realistic experience. The feet are highly detailed to look and feel just like real feet.”
Yeah, uh… not quite as memorable as “two all beef patties…”
The Reviews Are In
Because the internet is a thing and we live in this day and age, there are reviews for this product, because of course there are.
As one anonymous person says, “I’ll tell you right now that the [female anatomy] part of these feet aren’t very deep.
But I doubt that’s the reason why anyone would buy these. The feet are perfect! The pictures don’t do them justice! I would absolutely recommend to anyone who is even thinking about buying these! The shipping was very quick as well!”
Well, that was certainly a glowing review. It doesn’t appear to be a lie either.
These feet are staggeringly realistic. They honestly look like someone had their foot removed by an old-timey surgeon right after a Civil War battle.
Only instead of it needing to be removed because it got infected and would have gangrene settle in, it got infected with a parasite that grows reproductive parts. That’s… a deeply specific scenario that’s making this uncomfortable subject even more uncomfortable.
So how do they make them look this real? The sculptors use various forms of scanning technology and classical sculpting techniques.
One sculptor even explained the process, describing how “It takes both talent and creativity to find new ways to integrate technology to redefine what can be done and continually raise the bar.
“My hands and heart go into every piece that comes out of our studio. From the sculpting development to the final delivered piece.”
Well, glad their heart is going into this.
Yup, these feet are all handmade. Which is better than fake hands being footmade, we suppose.
The sculptor continued, “There will never be a day that my hands are not directly involved with every piece that goes out the door.
We will never be a manufacturing plant pumping out dolls using the lowest paid employees we can hire to make the product. We view our work as art above all.”
If only every company had as much pride in the work they do.
Silicon Wives are not the only adult toy company producing fake feet like this anymore.
Several other companies saw the success they were experiencing and decided to get in on the action. Now you can get fake feet from a number of different sources.
It’s all about supply and demand, it seems. On the bright side, with so much additional competition out there, that will likely lower the price a bit on some. But remember… you get what you pay for.
So there you have it. Vajankles. The world is a weird and wild place, man.
But we have to stress again, as long as you’re not hurting anybody, whatever you’re into shouldn’t be judged. Buying these only helps the economy.
And hey, these would make a wonderful gift, wouldn’t they? We’ve seen how high quality and well-reviewed they are. So if your grandparents’ anniversary is coming up and you’re scratching your head over what to get them, why not get a pair of these, so they each get their own?