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Yes, Meat Sweats Are A Real Thing
To all our vegetarian and vegan readers out there, we want you to know that we love and appreciate you. It's for that very reason that we're warning you that this article may be a bit much for you, as it's some of our meatiest content ever. Because as much[...]
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People Online Have Been Asking For A Reality Show Where Flat Earthers Look For Earth’s Edge
If you have anywhere between an hour to 95 days to kill, go ahead and Google "conspiracy theories" and dive into that bottomless rabbit hole. Before you do, you may want to tie a rope around your waist, otherwise you may never be able to pull yourself out of and[...]
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LEGO Is Coming Out With A ‘Friends’ Collection And Could We BE Any More Excited?
What's your favorite sitcom of all time? We know that they're not the most high brow form of entertainment out there, but with all the stresses we deal with at work, with our family, our relationships and the state of the world at large, it's nice every now and then[...]
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In Honor Of ‘Harold And Kumar,’ White Castle Pledges To Give Away 1 Million Free Sliders
Have you ever heard that marketing campaign that asks what you'd do for a Klondike Bar? The premise is that the chocolate-y cool treat is so delicious and irresistible that consumers will happily humiliate and degrade themselves or even potentially put themselves in danger of bodily harm just to get[...]
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These 30 People Are The Definition Of Petty
We'd all like to think that we're kind, compassionate individuals overflowing with sympathy and possessing limitless patience. But the truth is, sometimes... people just get on our nerves. It's okay to admit that you've been annoyed by someone. Nobody is perfect, and conflict with your fellow human beings is inevitable[...]
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French’s Has Developed Their Own Mustard Ice Cream Because The World Is Going To Burn Anyway
What's your favorite dessert? Do you enjoy something that you can sit down to like pie? Or do you enjoy cake every day and don't need a celebration of some kind as an excuse to indulge in your favorite treat? Maybe you like cookies because they're a little bit more[...]
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Croc Gloves have Been Invented And We’re Pretty Sure This Means The Apocalypse Is Near
When it comes to clothing and accessories, what's your style? Do you want to be on the cutting edge of fashion, with everyone on the street turning their heads as you walk by, wondering who you are and how cool you must be based solely on what you're wearing? Or[...]
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Donkeys Serving Beer At Wedding Receptions May Be The Hottest New Wedding Trend
Weddings are supposed to be a celebration of the union between two people who love one another unconditionally. Weddings are also meant to be a chance for friends a family to get together and celebrate love and life and happiness. But thanks to social media and the art of showing[...]
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Is This Photo Black And White Or Color?
How good are your eyes? We hope that they're in at least decent enough shape to continue reading this on whatever device you're using, otherwise, what's the point? Anyways, as good as you think your eyes are, we're about to put them to the test. And no, you don't have[...]
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100,000 People Have Signed A Petition To Change The Date For Halloween
The holidays can be rough. Which holidays? Any of them, really. Let's go through the list. If you're single (and especially if you're very recently single), Valentine's Day is the worst. It seems like international "Remind You That Nobody Loves You Right Now" day, and everyone is happy to celebrate[...]
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Fan Theories About Your Favorite Kid Flicks May Ruin Your Childhood
What was your favorite movie growing up? Whatever it was, it probably still holds a special place in your heart to this day. That's the power of stories. The good ones stick with us, especially when we're first introduced to them at such an impressionable age. However, it's always fun[...]
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A Photographer Photshopped Teeth On To Newborns And It’s Hysterical As it Is Creepy
Is there anything cuter in the world than babies? Some would say that puppies, kitties, otters and assorted other tiny, furry creatures are on par if not even cuter, but we have to say that human babies have the biological edge. They're so cute they send biological signals into our[...]
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Yes, Over 6,000 People Have Actually Bought Alien Abduction Insurance
The universe is unimaginably large. And we don't mean unimaginably large like the Grand Canyon. That's huge, but we can actually see enough pictures of it to wrap our tiny little mammalian brains around the concept of its size. We can't do that with the universe. For example, our sun[...]
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Sleep Desks Are Now A Thing… So You Can Now Fall Asleep At Your Job Easier
Does it feel like our lives are busier than ever? While we have more conveniences than ever, such as YouTube and Netflix allowing us to find any and every show from our childhoods and watch whatever episode we want, all these amazing things come at a cost. Namely: money. And[...]
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A Smart Planter Can Actually Turn Your House Plant Into A House Pet!
Were you born with a sucky brown thumb? Do you get plant envy when you walk into someone’s house and it’s just vibrant green goodness? What a dream! A dream you’ll never have because you are infamous for killing plants. Big plants, little plants, flowers or anything with a leaf[...]
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People Who Wear Ripped Jeans Are Getting The Weirdest Sunburns This Summer
Ah, the summer. It's the greatest time of the year. We've loved it ever since we were kids and knew that it meant we were free from school for three full months. But as adults, summer may be even better. We get to have beach parties, bonfires, cookouts and all[...]
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Dr. Pepper Is Coming Out With A “Birthday Cake” Soda And We Have So Many Feelings
If you live in an area where you never have to worry about going thirsty, consider yourself lucky. Gaining access to clean drinking water wasn't always so easy. But now, not only are we able to quench our thirst with that life-giving liquid whenever we need, we can also gulp[...]
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You Can Now Have Your Pet Turned Into A Pokemon Card!
Peanut butter is great. Chocolate is great. But what happens when you combine the two? Excellence. Yes, it may seem like you're trying to fly too close to the sun on wings made of wax when you combine two already great things to try and heighten your enjoyment, but you[...]
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25 Behind-The-Scenes Facts You Never Knew About ‘SNL’
Creating a successful television show is a monumental achievement. First of all, you have to come up with a great idea and then pitch it to a network. Even if they like the idea and produce it, it may never make it to air. But let's say you get it[...]
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Weird Things Keep Happening To The Couple That Bought The House From ‘The Conjuring’
Do you believe in monsters? The Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot have millions of devoted folks that swear they are real. There are also countless people that believe in vampires, and even claim to be night-dwelling bloodsuckers themselves. However, it's easy to poke holes in their logic and make fun[...]
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Here’s Why The Tomato and Mayo Sandwich is The Ultimate Summer Sammy
Sandwiches have to be considered one of the ultimate foods. They're in that tip-top tier along with pizza, and not just because of how delicious they are, but how convenient they are. You can have representatives from every major food group all in one easy to grip location. Wheats, veggies,[...]
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A Town Is Being Terrorized By 100 Feral Chickens, Freaking Everyone Out
Do you like scary movies? Most people don't like being terrified, but some find it fun, hence the giant film genre. Tales of ghosts, vampires, zombies, werewolves, masked slashers and all other manner of terrifying ghouls exist to thrill us. However, no matter how scary the movie is, we're always[...]
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These Sports Wardrobe Malfunctions Are Embarrassing AF
Here's a secret that will hopefully put your mind at ease: none of us know what we're doing. We're all just faking it until we make it, and even when we make it, we're trying our hardest to not let anyone know that we still are barely keeping it all[...]
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Here’s What Happens To Your Body After You Quit Booze For 28 Days
Life can be stressful. It's important to remember to not be caught up in the hustle bustle of your everyday life and to find time to relax and unwind every now and then. For some folks, this means going for walks or working out at the gym. For others, it[...]
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A Bouncy House On Your Wedding Day? Yes, Please!
If you're engaged, then congratulations! Finding love can be challenging, and the fact you found someone you want to spend the rest of your life with is truly impressive. However, now that you have a wedding to plan, a ton of work is in front of you. Ugh, and we[...]
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The Story Of How An 85-Year-Old Priest Became An Adult Film Star
It's never too late to find your true calling in life. We all want to do what we're most passionate about. That's the dream, isn't it? Doing what we love and being recognized for our talent in that field? Well, while that's all well and good, sometimes our passions don't[...]
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Divers In Turkey Searching For A ‘Lake Monster’ Uncover A 3,000-Year-Old Mystery
The more we learn, the more assured we are that all the mysteries of our planet are disappearing. There are those that believe we have seen every corner of the globe and there's nothing new to discover, so we must turn to the stars in order to find new territories[...]
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Why In The World Was This Grave Covered In Cement And Surrounded By Chains?
Losing a loved one is never easy. As if knowing that you're never going to see them again wasn't hard enough, you have to go through the difficult process of saying goodbye. Everyone has their own personal, private ways of doing this, but it's customary to have a public sendoff[...]
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Some Of The Most Valuable Objects That Were Randomly Found In The Desert
When you think of the desert you think of a place that is super hot, bone dry, unbelievably barren and beyond desolate. The desert is for tumbleweeds. It is where people go to disappear and to hide out and get away from it all. Only the brave go to the[...]
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19 Incredible Objects People Found Completely By Accident
Centuries after their deaths, we still remember explorers like Magellan, Columbus, Amerigo Vespucci and Marco Polo. The reason we remember them is because of what they discovered... and also the super fun pool games that are named after at least one of them in which your friends always cheated. While they[...]
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Yes, There Is A Mullet Festival And It’s Everything You Hoped For
Picking out the right hairstyle is no easy feat. It can take years to settle into the fashion that's right for you not only aesthetically, but one that also fits your personality. Once you've found it, it can be hard to let it go. Sometimes, fashion choices change, and the[...]
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Dog Muzzles That Look Like Human Faces Are A Hysterical Nightmare
Dogs. Need we say more? We talk about dogs a lot here at Sarcasm Society, and that's because dogs are the best. We only deal in things that are the best, and dogs are it. Not only are they cute, but they're helpful. They can fetch stuff for us, help[...]
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These People Have ZERO Clue How To Live In A Civilized Society
As individuals, humans are vain, selfish beasts that are just looking out for themselves. That's not an condemnation on you personally. It's a condemnation on our entire species. We have these lizard brains at the base of our noggins that drive us to act on our primal instincts, which center[...]
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Germany Now Has Sausage Vending Machines Because Of Course
It's important every now and then to stop and take a moment to take stock of what you're grateful for in life. Your health, your family and your friends, of course. But besides that, have you ever thought about how lucky you are to not only be alive at all,[...]
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Charmin Has Created A Toilet Paper Roll That Lasts Over A Month, Because Millennials
Why does everyone consider sliced bread to be the greatest invention of all time, so much so that all other great inventions must be compared to it? Any time a breakthrough is made that will greatly improve humans' day to day conveniences, someone always chimes in with a, "This is[...]
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A Little Girl Chose ‘The Nun’ As Her Birthday Party Theme And Completely Owned It
Remember being a kid? It's hard to, what with all the pressures and stresses of being an adult. We're too preoccupied with responsibilities at our jobs, worrying about paying bills and don't even get us started on paying taxes, because we're actually not entirely sure if we're doing them right[...]
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A Man Killed A Spider And Made His Problem SO Much Worse
What are you afraid of? Is it something intangible that fills you with existential dread, such as death, crushing debt from student loans that you fear you'll never be able to pay off in your lifetime even if you get to live to be 140 or the fact that you[...]
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PB And Pickle Sandwiches Are A Thing And People Are Freaking Out
Sandwiches have to be one of (if not the) most perfect meals on the planet. And we say "meals" instead of "food" because a sandwich can contain every element of a meal you need. It has your proteins in the form of meats, dairy in the form of cheese, fruits[...]
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Jeff Goldblum’s Wardrobe Choices Makes Him The Dad We All Dream Of
Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure. Scratch that. He's better than a national treasure, because National Treasure is Nic Cage's thing, and with all due respect to him, Jeff Goldblum is way better. Although we're willing to still call Jeff a national treasure if it means that we can get a[...]
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It’s Official: Eating Pizza For Breakfast Is Better For You Than Cereal
When you think of breakfast foods, cereal is probably on the top of your list, right? And there are so many different kinds of breakfast cereals, where do you even start? Just a casual walk down the cereal aisle can cause anxiety. Too many choices, too many kinds, how do[...]
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The Internet’s Freaking Out About How Every Woman Seems To Have The Same Freckle In The Same Place
The human body is weird, isn’t it? And we don't mean the ones belonging to people who perform in Cirque du Soleil. We’re actually not entirely convinced that those are humans at all, and instead are a race of rubber aliens trying to infiltrate us by dazzling us with spectacular[...]
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Pablo Escobar Is Dead…But His Pet Hippos Keep Having Sex
Drugs are bad, m'kay? We have to make that one hundred percent crystal (and not the Breaking Bad kind of crystal) clear before proceeding to this next statement. Got it? Good. Drugs are bad... but selling them can make you wildly wealthy. It can also land you in prison or[...]
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21 People Who Forgot How Mirrors Work
Thank goodness for mirrors. Can you imagine how chaotic the world would be if we didn’t have reflective surfaces to check ourselves out in before leaving in the morning and periodically throughout the day? Everyone’s hair would be a mess, pieces of spinach would be stuck in teeth possibly forever[...]
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A Couple Turned Their Love Of Pokemon Into Pleasure Toys
Pokemon have been a worldwide phenomenon for over two decades now. Multiple generations have grown up loving and trying to catch all of these adorable (and powerful. Respect where it's do to our boys Charizard and Mewtwo) pocket monsters. Their popularity has seen them shared in countless video games, trading[...]
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Men Are Turning Their Beards Into Unicorns And It’s The Best
Magic isn't real. That's one of the sad facts of life we're forced to face when we grow up. There's no Santa Claus, there's no Tooth Fairy and those dragons on Game of Thrones are just computer generated images... although that last one is actually a bit of a relief. It's[...]
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Haircuts That Started As Bad Ideas And Just Got Worse
There is no better feeling than getting a fresh new haircut. You feel lighter, sexy, stylish and like you need to make plans and go out like stat! It is amazing what a little snip can do! For women, a few highlights or some bangs can change your whole face.[...]
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Engagement Ring Piercings (Yes, Piercings) Are The Hot New And We Have No Idea Why
Once upon a time, on a random day like any other day, person #1 met person #2. The two felt a spark and decided to meet the following day for some coffee. The coffee never tasted better and the conversation was on point. The two went out again. Then again.[...]
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A University Has A ‘Cry Closet’ For Students Who Get Too Stressed
When was the last time you had a good cry? Whatever leads up to you crying is obviously terrible, but there's a certain satisfying release to just letting it all out. Sure, if you're a guy reading this you might be thinking that you're too cool and too tough to[...]
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Men’s Fashion From The ’70s Is So Ridiculous That It Needs To Come Back!
Do you ever feel like you were born in the wrong era? Sure, we have a ridiculous amount of modern conveniences these days, but when it comes to your taste, do you find yourself disagreeing with all the latest trends? Do the movies and music seem too polished and artificial[...]
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A Donut Company Will Deliver Donuts To Your Friends Using A Nightmarish Clown
What are you afraid of? And don't get all macho on us now. Everyone is afraid of something. There are those giant fears that scare us all, such as death, something bad happening to a loved one and the ever present dread of paying your bills on time in this[...]