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Yes, Meat Sweats Are A Real Thing
To all our vegetarian and vegan readers out there, we want you to know that we love and appreciate you. It's for that very reason that we're warning you that this article may be a bit much for you, as it's some of our meatiest content ever. Because as much[...]
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There’s A Pizza Chain That Sells Only Crusts Cause The World Makes No Sense
These is nothing better than a nice, delicious slice of hot, cheesy pizza. Oh, wait there is something better. Two hot slices of delicious, cheesy pizza.Yum yum! And how do you like your pizza? Extra cheesy? How about with pepperoni slices? Are you an extra sauce fan? Are you a[...]
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These 20 Tweets About Anxiety Will Make You Nod Your Head Yup
Oh, Anxiety! If you haven't felt anxiety, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world. Nothing is worse than feeling a pang of anxiety that you can feel throughout your entire body. Have you ever felt anxiety in your toes? Woof! How does it do that? When the anxiety kicks[...]
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People Online Have Been Asking For A Reality Show Where Flat Earthers Look For Earth’s Edge
If you have anywhere between an hour to 95 days to kill, go ahead and Google "conspiracy theories" and dive into that bottomless rabbit hole. Before you do, you may want to tie a rope around your waist, otherwise you may never be able to pull yourself out of and[...]
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30 Tweets About The Airport That Will Make You Go, ‘Yuuup’
Can you believe that once upon a time, but not too long ago, flying on an airplane was considered to be a luxury? People would get excited about taking a trip via airplane and would even dress up for the occasion. We aren’t lying to you, it’s true! Way back[...]
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20 Tweets About Sharing Your Netflix Account That Are Painfully True
Remember back in the old days how difficult it was to watch the movie or TV show you were looking for? Of course, by "the old days" we mean that prehistoric era that scholars refer to as "the '90s." If you wanted to watch a movie at home, you had[...]
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20 Too True Tweets About Tequila
Ah, alcohol. As Homer Simpson so eloquently put it, it's the "cause of and solution to all of life's problems." While alcohol can be dangerous if over-consumed and especially if someone imbibes before getting behind a wheel, the vast majority of people that drink are able to do it in[...]
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LEGO Is Coming Out With A ‘Friends’ Collection And Could We BE Any More Excited?
What's your favorite sitcom of all time? We know that they're not the most high brow form of entertainment out there, but with all the stresses we deal with at work, with our family, our relationships and the state of the world at large, it's nice every now and then[...]
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In Honor Of ‘Harold And Kumar,’ White Castle Pledges To Give Away 1 Million Free Sliders
Have you ever heard that marketing campaign that asks what you'd do for a Klondike Bar? The premise is that the chocolate-y cool treat is so delicious and irresistible that consumers will happily humiliate and degrade themselves or even potentially put themselves in danger of bodily harm just to get[...]
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Doctors Are Telling Women Not To Put Popsicles In Their…You Know…This Summer
Is summer almost over? We love the BBQ and vacation time but you can’t even walk down the street without sweating through your clothes. Saying that this summer is hotter than hot is the understatement of the year. Heatwaves all over the country and all over the world are forcing[...]
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These 30 People Are The Definition Of Petty
We'd all like to think that we're kind, compassionate individuals overflowing with sympathy and possessing limitless patience. But the truth is, sometimes... people just get on our nerves. It's okay to admit that you've been annoyed by someone. Nobody is perfect, and conflict with your fellow human beings is inevitable[...]
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French’s Has Developed Their Own Mustard Ice Cream Because The World Is Going To Burn Anyway
What's your favorite dessert? Do you enjoy something that you can sit down to like pie? Or do you enjoy cake every day and don't need a celebration of some kind as an excuse to indulge in your favorite treat? Maybe you like cookies because they're a little bit more[...]
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Croc Gloves have Been Invented And We’re Pretty Sure This Means The Apocalypse Is Near
When it comes to clothing and accessories, what's your style? Do you want to be on the cutting edge of fashion, with everyone on the street turning their heads as you walk by, wondering who you are and how cool you must be based solely on what you're wearing? Or[...]
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Runner Uses His Fitness App To Create Running Works Of Art
If you are a runner, you know that running an amazing route can change your entire run. If you are bored, a one mile run can feel like a million mile run. You need a goal, some good scenery and some kick ass music to get through a jog or[...]
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Donkeys Serving Beer At Wedding Receptions May Be The Hottest New Wedding Trend
Weddings are supposed to be a celebration of the union between two people who love one another unconditionally. Weddings are also meant to be a chance for friends a family to get together and celebrate love and life and happiness. But thanks to social media and the art of showing[...]
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This Pool Floatie Is A Godsend For Women Who Are…Well Endowed
This is the time of day where we are going to talk about boobs. Is everyone ready for some serious boob talk? We are currently living in what we like to call, “a big boob culture.” Big boobs are praised in this country and some women spend good money on[...]
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100,000 People Have Signed A Petition To Change The Date For Halloween
The holidays can be rough. Which holidays? Any of them, really. Let's go through the list. If you're single (and especially if you're very recently single), Valentine's Day is the worst. It seems like international "Remind You That Nobody Loves You Right Now" day, and everyone is happy to celebrate[...]
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Fan Theories About Your Favorite Kid Flicks May Ruin Your Childhood
What was your favorite movie growing up? Whatever it was, it probably still holds a special place in your heart to this day. That's the power of stories. The good ones stick with us, especially when we're first introduced to them at such an impressionable age. However, it's always fun[...]
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20 Tweets About Marriage That Are Painfully True
Aren't weddings magical? They feel like the ending to a romantic fairy tale where our two heroes overcame so many treacherous obstacles and wound up together and will now live happily ever after. Well, that's the feeling weddings are going for. And if you've never been to one and are[...]
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A Photographer Photshopped Teeth On To Newborns And It’s Hysterical As it Is Creepy
Is there anything cuter in the world than babies? Some would say that puppies, kitties, otters and assorted other tiny, furry creatures are on par if not even cuter, but we have to say that human babies have the biological edge. They're so cute they send biological signals into our[...]
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Taco Makeup Is Going Viral…Because Tacos Are The Best
What is it about tacos that people just can’t get enough of them? We have Taco Tuesday, a day every single week that we dedicate to eating tacos. We’ve made it a weekly holiday, for crying out loud! That’s love right there. Shirts with captions like, “Will Squat For Tacos”[...]
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This May Be The Cutest Species Of Cat Ever Discovered
There are two types of people in this world: Those who love dogs and those who love cats. And there are two types of cat people out there. Those who love cats and those who LOVEEEEEEE cats. If you are a cat person, you know exactly what I am[...]
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Yes, Over 6,000 People Have Actually Bought Alien Abduction Insurance
The universe is unimaginably large. And we don't mean unimaginably large like the Grand Canyon. That's huge, but we can actually see enough pictures of it to wrap our tiny little mammalian brains around the concept of its size. We can't do that with the universe. For example, our sun[...]
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Sleep Desks Are Now A Thing… So You Can Now Fall Asleep At Your Job Easier
Does it feel like our lives are busier than ever? While we have more conveniences than ever, such as YouTube and Netflix allowing us to find any and every show from our childhoods and watch whatever episode we want, all these amazing things come at a cost. Namely: money. And[...]
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A Texas Restaurant Made So Many Funny Restaurant Signs That It Is Now A Book!
The restaurant El Arroyo in Austin, Texas is known for its funny restaurant signs just as much as it’s known for its food. Maybe more for the signs, actually. Their signs are so clever and funny, they decided to compile them into a coffee table book. El Arroyo's Big Book[...]
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People Who Wear Ripped Jeans Are Getting The Weirdest Sunburns This Summer
Ah, the summer. It's the greatest time of the year. We've loved it ever since we were kids and knew that it meant we were free from school for three full months. But as adults, summer may be even better. We get to have beach parties, bonfires, cookouts and all[...]
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Dr. Pepper Is Coming Out With A “Birthday Cake” Soda And We Have So Many Feelings
If you live in an area where you never have to worry about going thirsty, consider yourself lucky. Gaining access to clean drinking water wasn't always so easy. But now, not only are we able to quench our thirst with that life-giving liquid whenever we need, we can also gulp[...]
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You Can Now Have Your Pet Turned Into A Pokemon Card!
Peanut butter is great. Chocolate is great. But what happens when you combine the two? Excellence. Yes, it may seem like you're trying to fly too close to the sun on wings made of wax when you combine two already great things to try and heighten your enjoyment, but you[...]
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25 Behind-The-Scenes Facts You Never Knew About ‘SNL’
Creating a successful television show is a monumental achievement. First of all, you have to come up with a great idea and then pitch it to a network. Even if they like the idea and produce it, it may never make it to air. But let's say you get it[...]
Pop Culture
93 Of The Best Memes Of All Time
Thank goodness for the internet. Without it, what would our lives be like? Arguably better and definitely more productive, but that's besides the point. Without the internet, our lives would unquestionably be filled with so much more boredom. Say what you want about the world wide web, but it certainly[...]
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Here’s Why The Tomato and Mayo Sandwich is The Ultimate Summer Sammy
Sandwiches have to be considered one of the ultimate foods. They're in that tip-top tier along with pizza, and not just because of how delicious they are, but how convenient they are. You can have representatives from every major food group all in one easy to grip location. Wheats, veggies,[...]
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After A Fight, A Girlfriend Left A HUGE Tip On Her Boyfriend’s Credit Card
Love is the greatest thing in the world, if the topic of 95.6% of songs ever written is any indicator. If you find that special someone, you not only found someone to eventually split rent with (which is good enough on its own), but you also found someone to do[...]
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A Dad Invented A Hilarious T-shirt For The Most Selfish Reason
Having kids is hard AF for more reasons than you can count. First of all, raising a child requires a whole lot of energy. When you have a child, you better be prepared to have to run around and chase them all day long. You have to constantly pick them[...]
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A Town Is Being Terrorized By 100 Feral Chickens, Freaking Everyone Out
Do you like scary movies? Most people don't like being terrified, but some find it fun, hence the giant film genre. Tales of ghosts, vampires, zombies, werewolves, masked slashers and all other manner of terrifying ghouls exist to thrill us. However, no matter how scary the movie is, we're always[...]
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There Is Now A Pill That Makes Your Farts Smell Like Roses And Chocolate
Look, we usually like to keep it light here at Sarcasm Society, but there is something serious we need to talk about. This certain something is something that we all endure. Something that can overwhelm us under the right circumstances. Something that can ruin a good date or an elevator[...]
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These Sports Wardrobe Malfunctions Are Embarrassing AF
Here's a secret that will hopefully put your mind at ease: none of us know what we're doing. We're all just faking it until we make it, and even when we make it, we're trying our hardest to not let anyone know that we still are barely keeping it all[...]
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A Bouncy House On Your Wedding Day? Yes, Please!
If you're engaged, then congratulations! Finding love can be challenging, and the fact you found someone you want to spend the rest of your life with is truly impressive. However, now that you have a wedding to plan, a ton of work is in front of you. Ugh, and we[...]
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This Brilliant IKEA Bag Hack Is A Life Saver For All Brides-To-Be
Finding love seems like it should be easier than ever these days, doesn't it? We have so many options to find exactly what we're looking for. You can make a dating profile on a million different sites and apps laying out exactly what you're looking for. Yet, it's all these[...]
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The Story Of How An 85-Year-Old Priest Became An Adult Film Star
It's never too late to find your true calling in life. We all want to do what we're most passionate about. That's the dream, isn't it? Doing what we love and being recognized for our talent in that field? Well, while that's all well and good, sometimes our passions don't[...]
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A Coffee Shop Owner Came Up With A Brilliant Sign To Help Rude Customers
Everyone on this planet should be forced to work in the food service industry for at least a year. At least! Just like we are expected to pay our taxes and to vote, this should be another one of our civic duties. And if you have ever worked in a[...]
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Yes, There Is A Mullet Festival And It’s Everything You Hoped For
Picking out the right hairstyle is no easy feat. It can take years to settle into the fashion that's right for you not only aesthetically, but one that also fits your personality. Once you've found it, it can be hard to let it go. Sometimes, fashion choices change, and the[...]
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People So Salty They’d Make ‘Salt Bae’ Proud
Being able to turn the other cheek is an admirable trait. It shows maturity and patience, both of which are valuable virtues to have. Truly, if everyone had these attributes, we'd live in a kinder, more polite society. But as great as they are and as great as that would[...]
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20 Moments Of Pure, Uncut, Delicious Snark
You may say and think that you have a great sense of humor, but what kind of humor do you usually lean towards? There are so many different kinds of humor to choose from. Some can’t get enough of stupid potty humor. Poops are funny! That is that! A fart[...]
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Things in Life That Make A Little TOO Much Sense
The world is full of mysteries. How was the universe formed? Why are we here? Are there higher powers at play, pulling our strings like puppet masters? Are they benevolent or malevolent? Would we be able to correctly spell benevolent or malevolent if it weren't for spellcheck guiding our letters[...]
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A Construction Worker Tried To Become An IG Influencer To Prove How Easy It Is
What did you want to be when you grew up? Did you want to grow up to help others and become a doctor? How about a lawyer? A teacher? What about a marine biologist? Save the whales! When we were little kids, we had hopes and dreams that didn’t fall[...]
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Dog Muzzles That Look Like Human Faces Are A Hysterical Nightmare
Dogs. Need we say more? We talk about dogs a lot here at Sarcasm Society, and that's because dogs are the best. We only deal in things that are the best, and dogs are it. Not only are they cute, but they're helpful. They can fetch stuff for us, help[...]
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Dumb Dumbs Who Got Caught In A Ridiculous Lie
"Honesty is the best policy." We're sure you've heard that saying before. It's a great saying and one you should live your life by. And not even for any altruistic, do-goody reason. You should make this your personal mantra solely out of self-preservation. Sure, sometimes it's convenient to lie. You[...]
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These People Have ZERO Clue How To Live In A Civilized Society
As individuals, humans are vain, selfish beasts that are just looking out for themselves. That's not an condemnation on you personally. It's a condemnation on our entire species. We have these lizard brains at the base of our noggins that drive us to act on our primal instincts, which center[...]
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A Wife Who Discovered Her Husband’s Tinder Profile Hilariously Updated It
Here is the thing, people. When you sign up for a dating site like Bumble or Hinge or OK Cupid or Tinder, you are signing on to the fact that there is a possibility that you are going to see someone you know on there. You are going to see[...]
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These People Asked The Totally Wrong Guy For Photoshop Help
Grammar, punctuation and spelling is important. If you don't learn how to use them correctly, you could find yourself being quite embarrassed. And we don't mean you might have someone online point out that you meant "you're" instead of "your." That's bad enough. Trolls are always terrible. But trolls are[...]