A Wife Who Discovered Her Husband’s Tinder Profile Hilariously Updated It
Here is the thing, people. When you sign up for a dating site like Bumble or Hinge or OK Cupid or Tinder, you are signing on to the fact that there is a possibility that you are going to see someone you know on there. You are going to see neighbors and bosses and coworkers and teachers and even family members if they are in the area and meet your dating requirements. Sorry, but it’s true.
And because this is true, you better watch what you put on your profile and what you do on there. Only post what you are okay with people seeing because someone you know is bound to come across it. Oh and one more thing. Only go on there if you are available. For all you cheaters out there, you will only get away with swiping on there for so long before you are going to get caught. We can guarantee it.
A Wandering Eye
If you are married and on Tinder, you deserve what is coming to you because it is going to come back at you and it is not going to be pretty.
Well, that is exactly what happened to poor Mike. Well, we don’t really feel sorry for him. We are being sarcastic.
A few years ago, when a married man named Mike got caught on Tinder, his wife wasn’t going to sit around and cry about it. She did something baller instead.
Rewriting His Profile
What did she do, you ask? He rewrote his profile bio and it is so amazing! Now that is the perfect revenge.
She replaced it with, “Hey my name is Mike I’m married with two kids. I have a tiny d*** that is sti infested. My wife found my profile if you can’t tell and I don’t know yet that she’s talking on the phone right now with one of my girls and is leaving me.”
But wasn’t done just yet. She had a lot more to say.
Not Done Yet
She continued, “I’m a piece of sh** who doesn’t give a flying f*** about anyone but myself. I have been talking and cheating so long don’t be sad if I don’t remember your name because I send the same generic sh** to all you girls.”
Damn she let him have it, didn’t she? Well, he deserves it and so much more.
She ended the new profile bio with, “Feel free to blow me up with hate mail.”
Ouch Ouch Ouch
Can we please send him some hate mail to???? Look, while that is more than painful to read, we love her for doing that!
What a badass, right? Well, we have a feeling that couple isn’t still together but that is probably for the best.
Mike sucks! But unfortunately there are a lot of Mikes out there that suck just as bad if not more. Here are some more stories of people who got cheating that are going to make you stay single forever…
Watching In Real Time
This guy was watching his wife cheat on him in real time because her texts were linked to her computer.
“I was on her computer buying stuff online and she was sitting on the couch, feet from me, texting her ex. He was trying to get her to send him nudes and they were reminiscing about previous encounters. He was bragging about how he made her ‘leg shake’ all the while I was watching the conversation in real time, right next to her.”
He simply closed his computer, and left the house without saying a word. A year later he found himself fighting her for custody of their children. Ugh, what a mess!
Calling Off The Wedding
And what did we learn from that last story? If you are a jerk and you are going to cheat, don’t link your texts to your computer. Idiots!
This next guy was supposed to marry his fiance in three months, until he opened her laptop and suggestive texts popped onto the screen:
“She had a phone and a laptop. They were synchronized and she had a problem with her laptop. I swear to god I opened the app on her laptop by accident, wanted to click the icon next to it. But it immediately opened to a very sexually suggestive conversation with some guy. I only read three or four lines. I literally couldn’t read more, I was about to marry her in three months. Then shut the laptop, walked up to her and bluffed I read everything. She broke down and confessed.”
This next idiot forgot that he shared a photo sharing account with his significant other. Dumb!
“He forgot we shared a photo sharing account. He uploaded some nude photos as he was advertising himself online.”
This guy got caught with his pants around his ankles. Literally. If you are going to send nudes, why don’t you just send them to your partner? Then you get your rocks off and they get a nice surprise! Everyone wins.
Sharing A Phone Account
When his girlfriend needed a new phone, she put it under her boyfriend’s account because he was the one making money at the time.
” Two hours after leaving the store and having lunch with me, I found a photo reel full of pictures she had been exchanging with her ex whilst transferring her stuff to her new phone. I put two and two together and opened her text inbox and surprise! She had been texting him for months and f—— him for a few weeks.”
Well, it looks like someone is going to get a new phone again because she is about to get dumped!
Mr Foot Fetish
This girl came across quite a surprise when she found a nasty video on her computer.
“I had a guy cheat on me, I guess, when he got a foot job from a girl. He recorded it, then had the stupidity to save the video to MY computer.”
She found it by accident and took a screenshot and put it as the desktop background picture. She saw the picture, looked at her, picked up all his stuff and left.”
You can’t really move forward after that, can you?
The Other Woman
What would you do if you husband’s serious girlfriend reached out to you out of nowhere and had no idea that you even existed? Surprise!
“I got an anonymous email from the other woman. She said she wanted to let me know she just found out that the man she’d been seeing for seven months was married, with a new baby, and that she was terribly sorry but that she had broken it off. She said she had no idea. She found out he was married by searching his name online. Our wedding picture had showed up in my university’s alumni wedding album.”
For better or for worse… unless I find someone cuter. The good news is is that this girl kicked him to the curb.
Helping Him Cheat
She didn’t mean to help him cheat, but when she set up an internet service for her boyfriend, he used it to stray:
“I worked for an internet company, so got a discount for him. I was getting emails telling me that my service-provided email address was full so I logged in one day to empty it, assuming it was all just junk mail because he had a service he used to use. I found emails from a paid dating service with the profile they’d created for him … Emails from the online dating service he’d been using for a year … Emails to his friends living in his home country talking about having me on the hook to pay his bills and the ‘hot Aussie girls’ he sees on the side.”
See, this is why we can’t do nice things. Ladies! Every woman for herself from now on!
Stuck At Work
This poor guy found out his girlfriend was cheating on him by using a tracking device. Sounds like something you would see in an action movie…
“My ex worked a night shift and I worked a day shift so I’d wait for her to come home so kids wouldn’t be sleeping alone and one night she just didn’t show up … I pulled up a tracking feature to find out she was at her ex’s house … ”
Girl, don’t you know that a cheater always gets caught… always!
Using Audio Messages To Cover His Tracks
And just to be extra safe, this guy used audio messages to help cover his tracks when he was cheating on his wife.
“I caught my dad cheating on my stepmom because he said he wanted to listen to music on my headphones …. I come to find out after a little bit of snooping on his phone, that he was sending audio messages to girls so his wife couldn’t read the messages.”
Now that is something we haven’t heard of before. Where do people come up with this stuff?
Off To Hawaii
This poor girl had to find out through social media that her boyfriend had another girlfriend and they were living it up in Hawaii together:
“He texted me from Hawaii saying that he was living there for two months. He lost his job and was working for cash over there living in a tree house. Found out through social media that he was there for two weeks…with his girlfriend.”
Girl, you should have left him when he told you he lost his job and that he was living in a tree house. Just sayin’.
Some Serious Snooping, Part One
This guy did some serious snooping in order to figure out not only that his girlfriend was cheating but who she was cheating with:
“My story is something out of a futuristic horror show. My girlfriend of six years went out of town with a couple of her girlfriends for a weekend. I decided to check her profile to see if she posted any new pics or whatever and noticed that this one guy liked almost every status she posted. He never commented.”
Now this may seem like no biggie. Just a fan online who has a thing for his girlfriend, right? Well, not exactly.
Some Serious Snooping, Part Two
He wasn’t really concerned but he was more curious as to who this guy was since his girlfriend never mentioned him so he started to snoop.
“His profile was mostly private, but he had a couple pictures and statuses that I could view. Then I scrolled upon a picture that stood out. It was a pic of his parked car that a hit-and-run driver smacked into overnight while street-parked. I almost kept scrolling when I realized his car was parked on the street that I recognized because of the brick roads that we have downtown. Upon closer inspection, the reason I recognized it was because it was right outside my girlfriend’s house.”
When she got back he confronted her and confessed that she had been cheating for a year. Damn! This guy should be a detective.
And you can’t really be mad at the other person that your partner is cheating on you with. They may not even know that you exist!
“I tracked down the guy my ex was cheating on me with and he had no clue that she was with me. Apparently, she told him we’re no longer together. He was pretty bummed out as he thought she’s a nice girl. We sat down in the bar sharing dates when she lied to us to meet the other guy and having shots each time we got the date right. Once we were partying enough I called my ex and told her I’m leaving her as I know she’s cheating on me.”
Well gentleman, you both lost a girl but it looks like you gained a friend!
Hey Gay Best Friend
And sometimes they cheat with the last person you would ever expect them to cheat with…
“In high school, my sweetheart cheated on me with her ‘gay’ best friend. We were on our way back to school from an away football game, the team was on one bus and the cheerleaders on another. One of my buddies shows me a picture that his girlfriend took of my girlfriend with the other guy in the back of the bus, and looking pretty happy about it.”
Maybe they were just practicing a routine? We don’t know! We are trying to optimistic!
And back to the subject of online dating, this guy found out his soon to be ex-wife had been cheating on him when he signed up for an online dating site after they separated.
During a first date during their separation, he seemed to be hitting it off with his date and they started talking about their past marriages and why it didn’t work out.
She kept asking him more and more questions and then she blurted out, “My husband is sleeping with your wife.” Is that when they decided to get the check?
Some Ground Rules
So here are just a few simple ground rules for those with a wandering eye…
First of all, if you are tempted to cheat maybe you need to get out of the relationship you are in. Just a thought.
Second, if you are going to sneak around, don’t have your texts linked to your computer and don’t go online. You are never going to get away with it online. We promise
And last. If your spouse is cheating on you, do yourself a favor and kick them to the curve. You deserve so much better than that and don’t forget: Once a cheater, always a cheater.