If this guy is so good at levitating, why is he just hanging out in the street? Is he that desperate for people to notice him and contribute to the number of likes they get on Instagram? He could use his powers to fly into a baseball stadium for free, or travel the world without a plane ticket. He could be an invaluable asset to police and firefighters, as he floats and monitors the city, making sure we're all safe. He can be known as our airborne protector, a symbol of hope and security for one and all. Then, pictures of him would receive way more likes on social media. All he has to do is make sure he takes his mysterious patch of black pavement, and he can fly anywhere! Put your powers to better use, man.
This photo proves that, no matter how hard you try, you can't avoid Jimmy Fallon. He apparently decided he's not on TV enough, so now he's also invading people's photos as well. But on the bright side, at least he had the decency to bring along Jon Hamm. This is some serious grass-roots-style viral marketing. Are his ratings that poor he had to resort to this? Man, Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert must be loving what he has to go through in order to compete.
When you're going to have a kid, you usually ask if it's going to be a boy or a girl. But you often forget to ask if the child is going to be some sort of Yoda. Maybe it's time for that question to stop being overlooked. After all, if you're going to raise a legendary Jedi, you're going to need to do a better job baby-proofing your home. Putting things out of their reach doesn't quite cut it when they can use the Force.
"All right, gang, let's get to the couch for a family photo! And let's not forget Kevin, the guy we trapped in the basement for the past 10 years and make live inside the couch. He's (practically) family too!"
The whole family got together to take this lovely photo. There's the dog, Dad, Mom and the three kids. And let's not forget Thing, that disconnected hand from The Addams Family that also hangs out with this family for some reason.
This is just awkward. The woman ordering the drink is wearing a blue skirt, and the bartender is also wearing THE EXACT SAME SKIRT! What an embarrassing situation that's also 100% accurate because there can be no other explanation for this.
As cool as these guys think they are, they'll never be as cool as the lady behind them. And after this photo was taken, she put on her sunglasses, hopped on her skateboard and transported directly to Coachella, where she was headlining.
Going to a ball game can be a bonding experience for a father and a son. Earlier in the day, the kid probably got mad at Dad for making him clean his room or take out the trash. But all is right again, because they got to ruin the photo of a random couple. And isn't that what family is all about?
"Yep, we went out to the lake and caught two big fish! Okay, we didn't catch them so much as we stole them from some other guy, and then pushed him off the boat where he drowned, but now his spirit is haunting us wherever we go. But still, look at these fish!"
The guy in the back thought he was taking a forced perspective where he's holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Instead, he's just holding up some other guy's finger. Which means nobody's holding up the tower... oh God, it could fall at any time!
"Oh man, I've got to take a #2, but I don't want to do it while there are people around. I know! I'll do it while they're jumping around and distracted! I just hope nobody's taking a picture of this and posting it on the internet, because that would be embarrassing!"
So the older kid is giving the younger kid bunny ears, and the donkey is giving the older kid donkey ears. Now we just need a bunny to go up behind the donkey and give it human ears. Only then will the cycle be complete.
This woman's peaceful front porch photo was photobombed by what appears to be a cat trying to escape. Or, as the cat puts it, a photo of a daring cat trying to escape was photobombed by this woman's front porch photo. It just goes to show that there are two sides to every story.
A day at the beach is the perfect opportunity to get some pictures for your Instagram. It's true for people, and probably true for sharks as well. So when you post this photo, be sure to tag the shark so he can try to get a few extra followers. Everyone loves pictures of folks showing off their lunch.