I'm just gonna crash here for a while.
One of these businesses isn't going to last long.
You might as well go ahead and text 911 while you're at it.
We tried to staple it!
Unfortunately, it doesn't end with you.
But you gotta admit, this rocks.
Thank God that's not permanent.
I'm a seagull. I shit on your head, I eat snacks from your hand, and I stand wherever the hell I want. Deal with it.
And you thought it was a shitty wedding gift to begin with.
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