1) Yeah, it's called Star Wars, not Star Wars Episode IV. #purist2) Look at how that Storm Trooper hits his head on the door.3) Yes we can be snooty about a movie but still love that it has flaws.
"That surprise lifejacket saved me. In every way that a person could be saved!"—Alternative Titanic narrators. James Cameron had a lot of material.
Look over Jack Sparrow's right shoulder. It might LOOK like a member of the film's crew but it's actually everyone's favorite pirate: Regular guy! The magic of Disney.
Wait, NYC has a superhero AND self-fixing windows? All Los Angeles has is discarded screenplays. So many discarded screenplays, guys.
Ugh, kids spoil everything. Marriages, theme parks, baseball games, and classic movies. Up next: some hot takes about airplane food.
"Regular guy" isn't just a great character in Pirates of the Caribbean. That dude gets around! I wonder who his agent is.
Was it an honest mistake? OR did the filmmakers know about the whole time but were like, "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"? What is fiction and what is reality?
Goonies never say die. They also never get dehydrated. Everyone should be like the Goonies.
BE. LIKE. THE. GOONIES.
An error in an otherwise 100% flawless series. It's free of bad writing, strained acting, and questionable relationships. I guess nobody is perfect.
Luke Skywalker is great at a lot of things. But pulling off a good stage-kick just isn't one of them. Things would've been different if he had gotten to go to Tosche Station to pick up those power converters...
Enough about that deer with mommy issues! Let's focus on that TELEPORTING BABY RACCOON! Sorry Bambi, get a therapist or something?
The Gotham Times can't afford spellcheck. This city doesn't just need a savior. It needs a word processor.
The cord to Queen Amidala's dress is in plain sight. There's a very reasonable explanation for this. They don't do batteries on Naboo.
Dorothy's not wearing her famous red ruby slippers. No wonder the Scarecrow is so confused.
"If I only had FRAME BY FRAME CONSISTENCY."
They made NO effort to hide the camera man. Bad boys? More like LAZY boys am I right!? Thank you this has been Guff.com and we'll be here...FOREVER.