I thought being able to dig a hole to China was one of those insane lies we believed as kids. But maybe they only told us it was a lie to keep us from digging. Grab your best heat-resistant suits and a shovel, we'll figure this out soon enough.
Want to save more money than you could life-hacking at Costco? Then go somewhere else. So the game here is to find out which items you have to pay full price for? That sounds like the worst game ever, chief.