Where were you when you realized this? Why would you pay good money and use your free time to play it, if you are trying to play it as quickly as possible? It doesn't make any sense at all, yet the sport is extremely popular.
“The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.”
Look, the Titanic was a tragedy for many people, but it was also a lifesaver. Think about all the clams, lobsters, shrimp and fish whose lives were spared and they were able to be reunited with their families. It's beautiful, really.
“If I appeared in front of my dog through teleportation, he would oversee the fact that I teleported and be happy that I’m home.”
You could leave for three eternities and your dog would be happy to see you. This is why dogs are better than cats. Go ahead and try to fight me on it. Your cat wouldn't even acknowledge the fact that you came back.