Hurrah for Etsy. Where else could you get your ultra customized Harry Potter phone case decal in midnight black? Or your insect inside a glass bottle attached to a silver necklace for jewelry? Yeah, there really are some weird things on Etsy, although there are some brilliant things as well.
These Thanksgiving items things fall into none of those categories. These things fall into the category of "Here is this gift I got you, because I hate you." You know, that category. We're sure you can enter it into the search terms.
Like these gourds. Perfect for anyone who wants to make their Turkey Day cornucopia 5000% more terrifying. Just hide them amongst your regular vegetables, and when you hear the screaming, you'll know that someone has found them.