Nihilist Arby's is exactly what it sounds like. It's an account that combines the philosophy that nothing matters along with a fast food chain. If you need further explanation, Kelly made a manifesto, but it'll likely only leave you more confused.
Romance is such a joke. Either the person will break your heart or one of you will have to watch the other die some day. Live and die alone. You'll be happier in the end, although happiness is an illusion.
How has the real Arby's reacted to all this? They recently made peace with Kelly... in the form of sandwiches and a puppy, which he gratefully accepted. Glad to see this had a happy ending... for now. As we all know, every true ending involves screaming.