How does he even find the time to sleep with all these celebrities? Obama is at his best now that he's no longer president, so this has to be the crown jewel of Rob's collection. Unless he also slept with The Queen, in which case he may have literally gotten a crown jewel.
We're only going to give this one half credit. He was going to sleep with Adele, but you try getting forty winks when she hogs the whole couch. Stick to your section, Adele. You can still say hello from the other side.