In a hilarious Twitter thread, one woman, Lisette Pylant, has told the story of one ambitious guy. Yeh, so ambitious, he set up dates with six women in one night. The thread takes you through the whole night and gives women around the world one hell of an unfuckwithable ending.
Pylant starts by tweeting: “Thread alert: so I go on what I think might be a date with a guy my friends set me up on on my birthday (yes it's a bit hazy.)” OK, this girl needs to get new friends or at least teach her friends the kind of standards she’s hoping to find in a guy. Moving on….
Thankfully, one of her friends works at the same bar where she has her date and she’s immediately warned. “We meet up at a bar my friend works at. Said friend proceeds to text me telling me this guy sucks and I should run.”
“We'll call this girl katie - katie gets in on my quest to make this guy feel like the fukjboy he clearly is and we chat for 30 mins.” Katie is amazing. Seriously, best friend material right there and then.
Third date shows up and is also warned about the guy. At one point, he tells the new girl why he broke up with his ex. “He's now explaining why he broke up with his ex and Riley asked if he also met her on a 'group date,’” Pylant tweets.
“The two girls and I have now gotten both bartenders and the bouncers in on this and are taking this guy for all he's worth over here.” Look, if the bouncers are in on it too, then you know this story’s going to end well. So, yes, the girls had backup.
After learning what an ass the guy is, the three girls do the only sensible thing they can do. “The two girls and I decided to be best friends, left together to go get drinks and dinner at another bar and left homeboy with the bill.” Nothing like hating over a man to bond for life.
But the guy isn’t done yet. “JK ITS NOT OVER! The bartender just texted us to tell us homeboy is on another date so I sent my friend over to retrieve his 8pm date.” Pylant blatantly admits, “I'm stealing his dates and making them my friends and I'm SO HERE FOR IT. We're now all hanging out at another bar together.”
And yet, there’s still more. “You guys girl number FIVE just showed up BEFORE going to meet him because my friends intercepted her and told her not to waste her time. My friend is now arguing with said guy and his current date (#4) about why she shouldn't waste her time and just leave.”
The night continues on this hilarious path. “YA'LL (well call her allie) Allie hasn't actually met him yet & is now baiting him that she's still on her way but we've already stolen her. We've gotten girl #4 (we'll call her claire) to come over once she finishes her date so she can debrief with us. Can someone bring a [rose]?”
The best part is when Pylant ran into the guy again. “Went outside to make a call and ran into him leaving #5. He then tells me I'm the only one he wants to get to know still but that I should Tell [sic] him if he should just fuck off. I tell him there's a difference between being efficient and being an asshole and he goes into 'well im...a project manager, I manage my time efficiently.' And I say there's no way to know someone in 40 mins [if] you have 5 dates lined up.” Pylant then ends the night with the best tweet yet, “You win some, you lose some - but hopefully you make three new best friends in the process  cheers ladies  don't fuck with us.”