"Back when my wife and I were much younger and hornier, we decided to have sex in a Walmart family restroom. The urge hit and we went for it. Rather then going in separately and being smart about it, we went in at the same time."
"There was a lady who worked there who saw us go in. We got straight to it against the wall and after a couple minutes, the lady started banging on the door. She was yelling at us, telling us to come out and saying she knew what we were doing in there."
"How the hell were we going to get out of this? My wife (girlfriend at the time) was panicking and flipping out. Real quick, an idea came to my head and I just looked at her and told her to go along with it."
"I didn't have time to explain it. I knelt down in front of the toilet and shoved my fingers far down my throat. I started vomiting hard and as I was doing this, she threw the door open with rage and screamed at the cops, "CAN I F**KING HELP YOU?!""
"She could have won an Oscar. Typically, she can't even lie about simple stuff. But she pulled this off perfectly and told them that maybe they should stop assuming the worst of people just because they were kids and give people a break."
That said... seriously? It's hilarious, but stop and think for a second. They just exposed their most private bits in a public bathroom. At a Walmart no less. These folks definitely aren't germophobes.
In any case, maybe pick a better spot in the future. It sounds like they learned their lesson in hilarious fashion. That lesson? There are some unspoken rules about sex. One is definitely: "Don't get frisky in a place where baby diapers are changed."