You know how there are times when your house is in such a bad state in terms of dirt that you start thinking hard about all your options? Thoughts like, is it worth cleaning the place or is it easier to just move? There’s no hassle really, it just takes some research, visiting places, packing and moving in.
I’d like to say that I relate, just to make you feel better but I won’t. I'm a girl who won’t sleep if I know that the throw on the sofa is not set right. God forbid I wake up in the morning to witness the mess.
That’s not weird, right? Alright, fine, I do get some pleasure from cleaning. Oh, who am I kidding? I love it, damn it! I love cleanliness and symmetry and the more I’m stressed the cleaner my home is. So, my guess is, that the girl who won the award for the dirtiest college apartment must be more Zen than Buddha himself.
Brittani Cooper has won the title for having the “Dirtiest College Apartment.” Because, you know, everyone deserves an award these days, for whatever they decide to put their mind to. She even got money for being this dirty, 640 dollars to be exact. Kirsty O'Sullivan, spokesperson for web-blinds.com, the people behind the competition, spoke about the process to select a winner. "It was not an easy task to pick just one winner from the students' submissions to our dirtiest digs competition. In fact, it was tough even looking at some of the pictures," O'Sullivan explained.
Let’s analyze her apartment, shall we? If I can’t reach the apartment, I can at least try and clean it in my head. Like these garbage bags here — if it’s garbage, is it so hard to take one bag a day out with you before going to class to dump it in a dumpster? Just wait, more innovative ideas are coming.
Look, I know college is demanding, so I get the messy table. Fine. But is she so busy that she can’t bear to tear herself away from books to throw things away in the garbage can? Must she save time by throwing garbage on the floor?
I’m all about leftovers. I mean, come on, we shouldn’t waste food especially in college when money is tight. Still, I keep my leftovers in the fridge not waiting for me on the stove. Oh well, she’s being practical, right? No wasting time opening the fridge during these crucial years!
I feel better now. I knew that people can't be this dirty for nothing. This girl is a saint, that’s what she is. That’s why she looks so good despite the mess because the cat gods are shining a light on her. Yes, I can sleep now. I don’t need to keep mentally cleaning her apartment. I don’t, I really don’t.