There is nothing new about God in a painting but this one is plain old disturbing. This painting by Peter Paul Rubens shows Saturn, the god of ancient Roman religion devouring his son. The naked bodies and the expression of the little boy, and the way Saturn is devouring his son are some of the reasons why this picture is seriously disturbing.
These two are way into each other. Who else would ignore a giant lizard crawling on their body just so they can look into the other person's eyes? The best part of this painting is the painting in it, showing the girls being more into one another.
Catching your parents in bed is traumatic enough but having them go on while you're there like it's nothing is just sick. There's such nonchalance in this painting. You can just imagine the guy telling the kid to go buy some gum while they finish up.
Maybe Death wanted to appear more likable. Maybe he wanted to show us that he is like one of us, but did he really have to go all out and have a Marilyn Monroe moment? Those folks on the boat were prepared for death, but they were not prepared for the death underneath his cloak.
Praying to God to help you get rid of your dragon wings is normal. Hell, most of us would kneel till our body hurt to get rid of something that draws so much attention to ourselves. But what the hell is the mighty dragon praying for? Better wallpaper?
If you ever really believed that all babies are cute, Exhibit A shows two renaissance babies who are clearly not. The more you look at this picture the worse it gets, as the baby on the left seems to be growing a beard as time passes by. Even worse, the two seem to be dressed like popes.
Evidently, this guy doesn't see this woman's clear disinterest in him. Strange, because the woman's face clearly says: "Move any closer and I'll barf on your face." Sadly, there isn't a phone in sight to save this woman.
You know something's wrong with you when even a woman with the face of an eagle isn't really into dancing with you. Maybe it's the shorts you're wearing, with what seems to be fur edging. It could also be your insistence on wearing chunky anklets.
Sure, dancing barefoot on the beach in evening wear is romantic. Why these two needed their servants to hold umbrellas while they danced, however, when it isn't even raining is just bad manners. It's like they want everyone in the world to know that they are pure bastards.
This guy should not be bowing to this woman but running as far away from her as possible. Why would anyone go into a house where someone is bound to a chair? Even if nobody gets kidnapped, this woman clearly has bad taste in decor with that flamboyant skeleton by the door.
13. When The Food Is The Least Scary Part Of A Diner
The normal, every day has never looked more haunting. Look closely at this picture and you'll catch how eerie every part of this image is. There are eyeballs on a plate next to the blind guy, skeleton images in coffee, a snake on the child's arm and blood in the pie.
Or is that cherry pie? If it is, this picture just got way more haunting.
The time when you would rather walk 10 blocks in the rain than take a carriage with that guy. This woman is clinging on to whatever excuse she could find. Maybe she can get away with saying her tiny dog is pulling her away.
Guys have no chance with a girl when they are more made up than she is. This guy has no idea, however, and keeps pushing poetry lines on these two. You know it’s bad when there’s actual fear on the girl you are trying to impress.
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