How many germs does that toast have on it now? Does the ten second rule still apply? Will we die immediately if we try a slice?
Did this nun run away from the nunnery? Do all nuns have such amazing legs underneath their robes? How fast is she going?
Is this a sign of a video game addiction gone too far? Do the video game controls control the dog? Is that how you make the dog go to the left and the right?
How did all this bread get in here? Why did all this bread get in here? Why is this kid so upset at all this bread? Doesn't he know it's just bread and it's not going to hurt him?
Does this last as long as shaving? Was it painful? Why are men so much hairier than women?
Is this dog a magician's assistant? Did it get sawed in half? What's the other half of the dog doing?
Who keeps an anteater as a pet? How much did it cost? Did they have to get it from an exotic pet website? Does it eat anything other than ants?
Is this a face swap gone horribly wrong? Did someone carve out a pickle and stick their finger through it? Is this the result of an infectious disease?
Are these two birds friends? Is this a bird version of Lyft? How much does the eagle charge for rides on his back?
What kind of scratch marks does this nail leave? How long did it take to do this? Did they use pinking shears?
How are you supposed to go swimming in this? What kind of sick person would do this to a perfectly good pool? Is this a joke? Why is it not funny?
What do those shoes taste like? What kind of nutritional content does it have? Is it part of a healthy breakfast?
Does this dog just lay awake trying to catch fish it can never get? Do the fish tease him? Is this the worst form of torture ever created?
Is this the best use of a Croc ever? Who decided to make Crocs in the first place? Did they genuinely think that it was a good idea for a shoe? Who even wears them anymore?
No. That's it. That's our only question for this photo.