"My passport photo was so amazing that they framed it and called it art. That's how handsome I am! Although, this portrait is way to big to fit in my wallet and keeps on getting me stopped at customs. Doesn't matter, tho. Totally. Worth. It."
"I am a natural blond! See, I've had this same hair color since the early 14th century. There's no way this color could come out of a box, because they didn't have Clairol back then. I am as ageless as I am gorgeous."
After Henry VIII's official portrait was enchanted, the English king was able to step out off of the canvas and into real life. Henry VIII was delighted with the excess offered to him in modern life. His review was "10/10 would step out of a bewitched painting again."
This woman time traveled into the future to be able to see herself in a museum. That's the only possible explanation. There's no way more than one person could posses that piercing glare. It's like she's looking into our souls...and does not like what she sees.
Weird Al has been copying other artists in pretty much every genre. His songs rip off the music famous musicians. His looks rip off the artwork of famous painters. So, Weird Al is pretty much on brand 24/7/365.
This man is clearly some sort of vampire. He's been hiding among us by updating his wardrobe as the centuries progress. He has one dead giveaway, however. He's been rocking the same hairdo since he first became one of the undead.
"Hey, how much to buy this painting? It looks exactly like me and I want to take it home! What do you mean they don't sell the paintings in museums? This is ridiculous. Everything is for sale. The internet told me so!"
The man in the painting is definitely a time traveler. The horse in the painting is also a time traveler. The museum security guard wouldn't let him in to view the painting of himself. Some people are just mean!