Your kid comes to you and desperately wants this flesh lig... I mean, E.T. Finger Light. What do you do?! You buy it and let them use it in the privacy of your own home. Then you pray that they don't find any other uses for it or show it to any of their friends.
Whoever designed this toy obviously doesn't have kids. They don't know that for the next five years, any child who owns this is going to pray that they too can poop glitter. And when they can't, then they are going to feel like there is something wrong with them and they are going hate themselves for their plain brown gross poop. They will suffer from low self esteem and be in therapy for their entire lives all over this dumb toy.
Thanks Kenner Preschool for encouraging my little one to try to milk everything that hangs low. Milking my nipple in public, milking other children, milking their fathers nether regions.... Once played with, this toy is bound to become a problem and fast.
There is nothing more entertaining than going through the security line at the airport! Set includes: The way-to-touchy TSA agent, the $4 water bottle that you just bought that you now have to throw away and that annoying lady behind you huffing and puffing about how long it's taking to get through the line. Brought to you by Playmobil.
Slip and slide with this super fun Titanic inflatable slide. Because nothing brings more fun than a ship that went down and the tragedy of 1,500 innocent people plunging to their deaths in icy cold water! So so so fun for the whole family!
Hey little girls, here is the toy for you! Do you like fashion and playing dress up? This Lovely Straight Jacket will keep you contained and all wrapped up and you'll also look adorable. This toy is more for the parents don't you think?
We have to do better. If the makers of the Face Bank didn't think this would encourage kids to eat all their change and cost parents hundreds of dollars in medical bills, then I don't know what to say. Think smarter, people.
What happened to cute Barbie Dolls and teddy bears? Now we have our kids playing with bloody, half-octopus, ghost dolls? The world is coming to an end, and it is starting with what our kids are playing with, I swear.