If your dad and Chewbacca, met, fell in love, had a civil ceremony, had a baby (not sure how but they did it), it would look like EXACTlY this. And then, sadly, they would put it up for adoption. Because, honestly, nobody wants that thing in the house! Not even Chewbacca's mom could love that child. That's just the harsh reality of it all!
"If you're going to date my daughter, you'll have to get through me. Sorry, that sounded threatening. What I meant is you'll have to get through me making fun of you. What do you mean that's worse than me threatening you?"
This dad's philosophy is, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!" His strategy might be strange, but it's effective. Guaranteed this daughter never went out in anything skimpier than a turtleneck ever again.
When you have a grandkid, you have to record all of the baby's first milestones. The first time the baby walks is a milestone. The first time the baby says "da-da" is a milestone. The first time the baby is embarrassed on social media is a milestone.
Just because you're a dad doesn't mean you can't also act like a kid. If you do act like a kid, though, be sure to send photos to your actual kids. That way they can be properly embarrassed for acting more adult than you.
The first rule of vacation is you never fall asleep around your grandparents. And if you do fall asleep, sleep with one eye open. The older generation has seen things you don't even want to know about!
No matter who you are, you're never too famous to have your dad make you feel like a jerk. Even dads of celebrities make their kids want to crawl and hide. It's part of the universal nature of being a dad.
Centuries from now, archeologists will excavate this house and find these markings. They will wonder who exactly was this Ted and why was he here? They will also wonder if anyone ever found dad jokes to be funny. What a primitive form of humor!
At least this kid's parents didn't rearrange things inside their room. Imagine coming home to find your parents trolled you and they turned your childhood bedroom into a gym. That would be a double whammy! And bad parenting!
"Yeah, we're totally fine over here! We just invited in the escaped murderer for some cocktails. As it turns out, he's actually quite witty! He keeps on joking about how he's going to kill us all. What a kidder!"
Holy mid-life crisis, Batman! Just shine a spotlight whenever you need someone to swoop in and save you with a dad joke. Catwoman's one weakness is bad puns! The Joker seems to really love them, though.