Hey, have you been wondering why you're single? You just don't seem to get it. You know you're a catch. You don't have thirty cats. Just three. And you have a car. That's a big deal, isn't it? Maybe there's something you're doing that you're just not aware of. Make sure it's not anything on this list. If it is, that might be why you eat your dinners watching Netflix alone. So, you're welcome in advance if we solve your problems here.
First of all, do what you want with your hair. If you want to dye it all kinds of colors, go for it. If you want to get a unique cut, by all means, get that cut. It's all up to you, and we think you look awesome. But some guys might be a little intimidated by your sense of style. They don't know how to handle how cool you are, and for less opened-minded guys, they're scared of your trendiness.
We all know a little makeup can make a huge difference. But we also all know that person who looks like a completely different human being when they're wearing no makeup at all. Guys probably just aren't into the idea of you going swimming, going into the pool, and emerging looking like a totally different person than they thought they knew.
In those winter months, lotion becomes your best friend. And guys might notice if you and your best friend aren't hanging out that much. Guys are not soft and nice like they expect girls to be. So if you're not soft and nice, that might be turning guys off.
Alright, so this one makes a lot of sense. You're probably not as inclined to talk to someone who has bad breath as much as someone who, well, doesn't. Just pop a breath mint every now and then, will ya? Or maybe just brush your teeth. It's pretty much general hygiene.
It's nice when someone smells nice. You can smell like flowers or citrus or even candy. There's a whole spectrum of smells in the world out there for you to spritz on. But you don't want to walk into a room and be the walking cloud of perfume that everybody is hit by. It can be cool to have a signature scent, but not one strong enough to wake someone up from a coma.
Hey, it's cold outside. Why should we have to shave our legs if we're just going to be wearing pants for the next few months? It takes up a lot of time, you know. We have things to do. But if you go to cuddle up with someone and you're super hairy, that might not be the world's best experience for them.
Don't get us wrong. We think this look is definitely on trend, and Taylor looks great as usual. But some guys just don't get fashion. They think high waisted shorts look like we're wearing diapers. Well, bummer for them because we're going to keep wearing them anyway, sorry.
Manicures and pedicures are expensive, so give us a little break. But if your nails are all chipped and unkempt, some guys find that less than appealing. It's not like we can't do it at home, but getting it just perfect is hard. Let's just not wear sandals for a bit, mkay?
What's the longest you've ever gone without washing your hair? It's totally an excuse when you're camping that you're not going to wash it. But maybe a week or more is just slightly too long to go without hopping in the shower and taking care of your 'do when you're living normal life. Guys tend to notice that sort of thing. They don't have long hair to deal with, but if our hair looks dirty, that's sort of a problem.
Please, please don't do this. Nobody should. But sometimes the urge to pop that zit on your face is a little too much to resist. And that's a pretty gross concept to just about anybody. So just leave whatever's on your face alone. It's a good idea all around.
Well, it looks like we're out of underwear. But we're quite busy. Alright. We'll just wear those same ones from last week. It will be perfectly fine. No one will know. That's not gross at all and it's perfectly fine and will save us our precious time, so we're all good here.
You've heard this one before. Some people just don't understand what's fashionable. But ripped jeans are on trend, and they're not going anywhere. So sorry, guys, if you say we look like homeless people. But we like our jeans like this, so get used to it.
We really hope this doesn't come as a surprise to you, but girls love to eat. Sometimes it sounds like a really great day to just go home and eat a pile of mac and cheese. Or chocolate. Or both, really. Some guys might expect that all they eat is salad. By now we should all know that's just not how it works.
Are you texting all the time, even when you're around people? Do you need to take the perfect Instagram photo, and spend an hour making sure you've checked every possible angle? Guys, and just people in general, are not always so into that. Put the phone down and enjoy some face to face interaction.