Maggie knew she should go help the survivors. But the sun was setting, and it was the golden hour, and her hair was blowing perfectly in the wind.
It was worth all the deaths.
And that was the last picture ever taken of Dorothy.
Although there are rumors that she has been spotted in a far away land, where she takes selfies with munchkins on a yellow brick road.
(The munchkins find her constant selfie-taking narcissistic.)
Dear Princess Breanna,
You probably shouldn't take selfies at Auschwitz.
PS - YOU DEFINITELY DEFINITELY DEFINITELY SHOULD NOT POST HAPPY EMOJIS AFTER TAKING THOSE SELFIES! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yeah, I'm sad that #MeeMawDied. But I'm happy that my hair is looking #Flawless. You have to take the good with the bad. #RiseAbove
John, get out of my shot! My hair looks great and this could be my new Bumble profile pic! I don't want you to spoil it with your stupid drowning.
And that is how Tyler lost his license. And gained 100,000 new Instagram followers.
I hate the world we live in. Its'...the worst.
"Hi, my name is Ainsley.
I like running on baseball fields, drinking so many pumpkin-spiced lattes that I no longer feel pain, and taking selfies.
The perfect date for me? Breaking into my ex's house and killing his cats. #romance"
Dude, it's bad enough that you are taking selfies on the way to a funeral. Do you really need to be doing the "Jim From The Office" face?
Have some respect for the dead.
And for John Krasinski.
Um... this is pretty bad. You should never take selfies while wearing a mask and lab gear. It looks gross.
See? Absolutely disgusting, we can't see any of your best features! No wonder you are single despite being a doctor!
The removed kidney, however, is looking #OnFleek.
Dean was always told never to take pictures of truck fires.
But for Dean, life is just one big truck fire.
And he gonna document the crap out of it.
You want to take a bathroom selfie? Fine, knock yourself out. But next time, make sure you're the only one in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure those other guys don't want their bladder releases on your Instagram.
The best part? As soon as the trapped people were finally released, they ripped this kid apart, limb from limb.
The judge deemed it "Justifiable Homicide."
And she named her child after Malik.
Just kidding. She flunked him for taking selfies instead of calling an ambulance.
And for wearing sunglasses in class.
I should be mad at this kid, but I just can't.
He is owning the crap out of this car accident.
It's like he caused it with his mind. He's repping it that hard.