"Whoops! At least we only destroyed one yacht this time! Although, having to explain this shipwreck to daddy is still not as bad as my hangover."
"Most people think that rich people are wasteful idiots. We're not. We know how to save money. We blow our noses with $20's not $100's!"
"No one can tell they're not Chanel, right? I fit in? I was spotted wearing Coach earlier this week, and still haven't been able to live it down. I cannot be embarrassed like that again!"
"Cecily, my stall is out of hundreds! Can you pass a few bills underneath the stall? What's that? You only have your AmEx? I guess I can wipe with that!"
"What brand of bottled water do poor people use to flush their toilets? Evian? Or is it, god forbid, Lake Arrowhead?"
"Whatever. I guess this will do? Honestly, I was planning on re-gifting the yacht anyways."
"Oh... That's the size of your champagne bottle? It's fine. We'll make it work. It's how you use it, right?"
"Hey Cindy! Let's sit on the back of my private jet! We can make out and then annoy the pilot by throwing spitballs made from money at him!"
"I'll take the red. No, wait. I'll take the cherry. Actually, maybe I'll just go with the fire engine one?"
"Can you valet a helicopter? Ugh, you mean I have to park it myself on the rooftop helipad? What kind of plebeian restaurant is this!"
"It's not an iPhone. It's target practice. Who even has iPhone 4s anymore? People in third world countries?"
"What? You expect me to not have a table cloth? What am I? A savage?"
"My assistant was in the Girl Scouts! She knows how to tell me to be resourceful! You have to make do with what you have."
"Daddy, what is this 'zoo' the poor people speak of? May I go to one? I want to breathe outside air!"
"Boarding school is pretty much my home. Which means my actual home is my home away from home. And my vacation home is my home away from home away from home."