When you got this tattoo, you never thought that you would outgrow your Drew Barrymore/butterfly phase. You were wrong. The only problem is, is that you may be over the phase, but your tramp stamp isn't going anywhere.
So, you tattooed an infinity sign onto your body, so you know what that means. There is no going back. You are going to have that on your wrist for an infinite amount of time. Ironic, isn't it?
Feathers are beyond basic. You know what is even more basic? The feather/bird combo. Don't do it!
Take those angel wings and fly. Fly out of the tattoo parlor and never get a tattoo again. Someday you will thank me.
Look, it's nice that you have faith and that you are a religious person. Kudos to you! I mean it. But do you need to nail it into us with a biblical tattoo? i guess I shouldn't say it like that.
How could you get a Chinese symbol when you don't speak the language? Aren't you scared that your, "Faith and Love" tattoo means something else entirely? Like, "Searching for wieners."
Hey, dream catcher! Catch this dream! The dream of saving up enough money to get that tattoo removed. Catch it and then do it.
The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind. And it says, "You made a major tattoo mistake."
There is no quote inspiring enough to get it tattooed onto your body. Please take my advice and buy the keychain instead. You are welcome.
Stay away from hearts and stay away from stars. I cannot think of one good reason to tattoo either of those things onto your body. Can you?
First came hearts. Then came stars and moons and suns. Then came the flowers. It's best to steer clear from all of it.
"Eat me" or "delicious" above the crotch. "Slutty Tramp Stamp" on the lower back. I'm sad and embarrassed for you.
You are not a captain of a cruise ship. You are not a pirate or a deckhand or a mate. There is no reason for you to have an anchor tattoo.
You may make me happy when skies are gray, but this tattoo doesn't. Please take this sunshine away. I am sorry, but just do it.
If you are not Japanese, then try something else. Remember what we said about flowers. Well, cherry blossoms are no exception.