Here's how to tell if someone is looking to ignite a quick flame, or if they're all about the slow burn.
If the poo fits, might as well not throw it out the window.
"Arm? I haven't heard that name in years."
And they say romance is dead!
As it turns out, bad pickup lines have consequences.
Three years of being busy will finally pay off.
What do you do when your Tinder date tries to become a squatter? This guy knows the answer.
The Tinder match is coming...from inside the house!
These posts prove that Tinder is the devil.
He's also got some hysterical pick-up lines.
Nothing says perfect match like reciting the entire plot of a children's animated classic to unsuspecting bachelors.
You'll never want to meet anyone online ever again. Or who knows? Maybe you will.
This guy was essentially texting Dwight, and was totally cool with it.