Everyone should be required to be a server for at least one week at some point in their lives.
Why do I have seven tables, and everyone else has three?
You think your server is annoying? Well, you may be what is making them that way.
If your food starts walking away from you... run!
Do it for the 'Gram!
They deal with a whole bunch of BS.
Whatever happened to just serving food on plates?
Here's a tip...don't say things in front of waiter that you would wish to keep private.
#7 is particularly rude.