She flew to Florida for a guy, but instead had a random adventure.
It's even grosser than the name implies.
Why on Earth would one human being do this to another human being?
How is it possible that anyone in this world is married at all?
We are totally going to die alone and that might be a really good thing.
These posts prove that Tinder is the devil.
From online stalking to eating everything in sight.
He's also got some hysterical pick-up lines.
Nothing says perfect match like reciting the entire plot of a children's animated classic to unsuspecting bachelors.
Can't get any dates? Here's why!