It seems like every woman's Halloween costume is a "sexy" version of something. But you have young daughters. Are there any cool costumes for them? Yep.
He wanted a date, but she got herself something a whole lot better.
Do you like scary stories?
You'll laugh at these jokes, even if they are incredibly Dumb-ledore.
A wrong number can be embarrassing...and can also get you investigated.
If you fall asleep in public, you might turn into a meme.
How bow dah?
What was your AIM screen name? <3 XxRaiNsHiNe79xX