It's probably because he didn't get that Xbox last year.
The dream of every hungry drunk ever has finally come true.
No, Santa doesn't drive a "lorry" instead of a sleigh.
There are more pics of the most famous jealous girlfriend in all of stock photos!
They're gonna need some ice for these burns.
It never pays to cheat... as these devious cheaters found out!
Random is as random does.
You'll shed massive amounts of calories after all the forceful squirming these folks put you through.
We wish you a disastrous Christmas and a messy New Year.
Be glad these things haven't happened to you. (Unless they have, in which case, we're sorry.)
Design isn't easy, but it also shouldn't be this difficult.
Excuse me while I overthink this article.
He takes cosplay to a whole new level.
Dad jokes are very punny!
They were only supposed to last 6 seconds!