Does #8 make the list?
No goys allowed!
We could have told you this one.
I'm just saying.
What animal do you think God likes best?
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#7 is particularly rude.
Some people are destined for a life of crime. Others are destined for a life of fail.
Seriously, who needs Trick or Treating?
These'll sting more than just a snarky comment.
Want a fine dining experience? Look no further!
If an old friend asks you to buy a timeshare condo, punch them in the throat.
Fringe financial maniacs call this move "basic supply and demand".
Did Basically the plot of Home Alone happen to any of you?