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Don't Get Sarcasm? You Might Have Dementia!

Interesting!

Only New Years Eve Countdowners Will Remember These Numbers Between 10 and 1

Does #8 make the list?

Now That the Christians are Distracted, Here are Some Dreidels

No goys allowed!

Who Knew? Research Shows a Sense of Humor Correlates with High Intelligence!

We could have told you this one.

OP-ED: Oh, But If We Had A "White" Friday, People Would Complain

I'm just saying.

The Best 15 Animals in the World as ranked by God

What animal do you think God likes best?

10 Serial Killers Who Are Actually Ridiculously Adorable

Even the most notorious serial killers have soft sides. Here are a few endearing facts about our most lovable favorites!

10 Things Your Waiter Doesn't Have The Balls To Say

#7 is particularly rude.

These Genius Robbers Almost Got Away With It

Some people are destined for a life of crime. Others are destined for a life of fail.

10 Halloween Traditions We Could Do Away With

Seriously, who needs Trick or Treating?

Sarcastic Messages Found Carved on Roman Sling Bullets

These'll sting more than just a snarky comment.

Ten Gas Station Meals That Are Guaranteed To Make You Lethally Ill

Want a fine dining experience? Look no further!

Four Things Your Former Friend Is Talking To You About That Are Definitely Not Pyramid Schemes

If an old friend asks you to buy a timeshare condo, punch them in the throat.

Shocker - Multibillion Dollar Company Wants More Money For Disneyland Tickets

Fringe financial maniacs call this move "basic supply and demand".

Childhood Memories That Are Eerily Similar to Famous Films

Did Basically the plot of Home Alone happen to any of you?