Sarcasm: Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. - Isaac Asimov - Sarcastic Quotes

How Sarcastic Funny T-Shirts Benefit You

There are two groups of people who can benefit from funny, sarcastic t-shirts.

1. People Who Are Not Funny or Sarcastic:
The benefits of funny and sarcastic t-shirts for this group of people is rather obvious, but perhaps their lack of funniness also spills over into their ability to grasp other concepts so an explanation is called for. If you are unfunny, and would like to project a different image then these sarcastic t-shirts are just what can do it for you. I, as an agent of the Sarcasm Society, have spent precious time coming up with the incredibly funny and sarcastic sayings for these t-shirts. By wearing one of these shirts you can confidently show people that you have at least some sense of humor, and all it will cost you is some greenbacks. So I guess this is also useful for lazy people.

2. People Who Are Funny and Sarcastic:
The benefits of sarcastic and funny t-shirts for those who are actually capable of feats of sarcasm and humor is that they will be able to show this side of their personality without putting any effort into it. Just by donning these shirts, you can show your counterparts that you 'get it' and are dark and sarcastic like nobody's business. So it seems that this group of people can also feed their laziness by these funny t-shirts.

Now all you need to do is pick which t-shirt best fits your personality.

Sarcasm Related

Sarcastic Haiku

Once in a while I'll get a sarcastic haiku from visitors. They are all finely crafted and can be from a haiku master for all I know. Some of them are so sarcastic that I'm not even sure if they are actually sarcastic or if my mind is just playing tricks on me. Regardless, without any further ado, here are the sarcastic haiku

Things that Peeve My Pet

It makes no sense to say "I could care less"! That statement means that it is possible for you to care less, meaning that you at least care a little. What you really mean to say is, "I couldn't care less". I'm sure it is crystal clear to you now, but you could care less about what I have to say.

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