» As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
» I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
- Woody Allen
» I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
» Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright
» We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi
» A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. - Gore Vidal
» When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe
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