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If at first you don't succeed, try something easier.

He never slows down to think; it's too painful to spend times with his own thoughts.

It's never too late to go wrong.

The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.

Personal experience makes a believer out of anyone; that explains the hordes of evolution deniers.

They worship the ground that he walks away from.

A penny saved is a penny you didn't put in the 'Take a penny, leave a penny' tray, you cheap bastard!

Absence makes the heart want to fondle other people.

To err is human. To forgive for no good reason is plain stupid.

It's never too late to go wrong.

Everyone knows best; even though everyone knows very little.

The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.

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