“Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in memory as the wish to forget it.”
- Montaigne
“The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.”
- Ogden Nash
“I wish we were better strangers.”
- Unknown
“I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you.”
- Unknown
“I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.”
- Woody Allen
“As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.”
- Woody Allen
“I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.”
- Ludwig Wittgenstein
“Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.”
- Frank Lloyd Wright
“A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.”
- Gore Vidal
“When ideas fail, words come in very handy.”
- Goethe
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
- Drew Carey
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
- Steven Wright
“How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.”
- Emo Philips
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
- Emo Philips
“He never slows down to think; it's too painful to spend times with his own thoughts.”
- Sarcasm Society
“The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.”
- Sarcasm Society
“One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.”
- Will Durant
“It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor”
- John Cleese
“Personal experience makes a believer out of anyone; that explains the hordes of evolution deniers.”
- Sarcasm Society
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
- Drew Carey
“Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.”
- Unknown
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