“To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.”Oscar Wilde
“Why was I born with such contemporaries?”Oscar Wilde
“The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.”Victor Borge
“Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.”Mark Twain
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”Mark Twain
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”Mark Twain
“Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.”Mark Twain
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”Mark Twain
“I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.”Mark Twain
“I never let schooling interfere with my education.”Mark Twain
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”Mark Twain
“Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.”Mark Twain
“We have the best government that money can buy.”Mark Twain
“Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?”Clarence Darrow
“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.”Clarence Darrow
