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I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?Jean Cocteau

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights.J Paul Getty

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.Eric Hoffer

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.Kin Hubbard

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.Oscar Levant

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in memory as the wish to forget it.Montaigne

The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.Ogden Nash

I wish we were better strangers.Unknown

I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you.Unknown

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.Woody Allen

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.Woody Allen

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.Ludwig Wittgenstein

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.Frank Lloyd Wright

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.Vince Lombardi

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.Gore Vidal

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