“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”Clarence Darrow
“If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?”Charles Pierce
“You have delighted us long enough.”Jane Austen
“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.”Winston Churchill
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”William Faulkner
“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”Ernest Hemingway
“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.”Abraham Lincoln
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”Irvin S Cobb
“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”Forrest Tucker
“He has Van Gogh's ear for music.”Billy Wilder
“The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.”Dave Barry
“It is not necesssary to understand things in order to argue about them.”Caron de Beaumarchais
“Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.”Ambrose Bierce
“Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.”Ambrose Bierce
“Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victems he intends to eat until he eats them.”Samuel Butler
