Sarcasm: Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte - Sarcastic Quotes

What Is Sarcasm?

As with any subject of study, it is always helpful, nay, necessary to learn the terms of art that relate to the subject. In this case it will be easy since by simply knowing the definition of the word 'sarcasm' should be enough to point you in the right direction.

Sarcasm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm (this is no time to indulge in sarcasm)

Definition courtesy of Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

Note: If you are having trouble understanding the definition of the word 'sarcasm', perhaps your time would be best used tackling another field of study.

Exercise: Memorize the definition of the word 'sarcasm'. Make sure that you can recite it word for word, and at the same time understand what you are saying. This is very important, because the definition will be crucial in completing your next exercise.

Lesson Two: Finding Sarcastic People

Note: For an in-depth study of the word sarcasm, see our Definitive Guide to Sarcasm - Etimology, History, & Lore.

Sarcasm Related

Sarcastic Haiku

Once in a while I'll get a sarcastic haiku from visitors. They are all finely crafted and can be from a haiku master for all I know. Some of them are so sarcastic that I'm not even sure if they are actually sarcastic or if my mind is just playing tricks on me. Regardless, without any further ado, here are the sarcastic haiku

Things that Peeve My Pet

It makes no sense to say "I could care less"! That statement means that it is possible for you to care less, meaning that you at least care a little. What you really mean to say is, "I couldn't care less". I'm sure it is crystal clear to you now, but you could care less about what I have to say.

  • More Pet Peeves