Sarcasm: Wasting sarcasm is a sin. - R. Stevens - Sarcastic Quotes

Making Sarcastic Comments

This will be the hardest portion of your studies, because it requires that you develop your own thoughts. As with any new venture, there will be mistakes; as mentioned before, if you are serious about learning, then just learn from it and move on.

After every attempt at being sarcastic ask questions, ‘Was that sarcastic?', ‘Did you think that my comment was clever?'. Learn from your mistakes, and do not be afraid to ask for help to further develop the comments that you find are not sarcastic.

This exercise should be repeated until you can at least make a successful sarcastic comment fifty percent (half) of the time. But be sure to not become complacent, repeat your exercises once in while. The saying ‘Practice makes perfect' is something you should keep in mind. However, make sure that you do not overexert yourself in trying to always be perfect with your sarcasm. Just be happy with the abilities that you have developed.

Good luck!

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Sarcastic Haiku

Once in a while I'll get a sarcastic haiku from visitors. They are all finely crafted and can be from a haiku master for all I know. Some of them are so sarcastic that I'm not even sure if they are actually sarcastic or if my mind is just playing tricks on me. Regardless, without any further ado, here are the sarcastic haiku

Things that Peeve My Pet

It makes no sense to say "I could care less"! That statement means that it is possible for you to care less, meaning that you at least care a little. What you really mean to say is, "I couldn't care less". I'm sure it is crystal clear to you now, but you could care less about what I have to say.

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