To get an absolutely perfect shot, some photographers might take six years and 720,000 pictures, while others might get it on the very first try. Hey, nobody said that life was fair. You just need to click the right shutter pointing at the right place, and most importantly, at the right time. The vast majority of this deluge of photos seem like they were created by a master Photoshopper, but I assure you, they were not. Take your time scrolling through and admiring the timing of each of these images. Every single one is one in a million, so when you factor all of them in... well, that's math I'm not gonna pretend to be smart enough to comprehend.
Man, Mario games have gotten pretty crazy as of late. What type of a power up is this? Does nabbing this mushroom turn you into a child? That seems like a bad move, because everyone knows Mario is in more danger when he's small. Or maybe this has something to do with water. Maybe nabbing this water mushroom will allow you to hold your breath for longer, although he never had much problem holding his breath indefinitely before. Maybe that's a job requirement of being a plumber. Work around enough sewage pipes, you need to build up your lung capacity.
Everything you've ever thought about The Minions from Despicable Me is completely wrong. You think they're cute little mumbling henchmen that have risen to inexplicable cultural prominence? Well, yeah, I guess that's a fair thing to think considering how it's completely accurate. But it's not all glitz, glamor and overalls, you know. They don't all travel via limo and crazy cartoonish transport. Some of them ride public transit just like the rest of us. Also, they're absolutely terrifying without their goggles, so try not to make direct eye contact.