Girls with long hair (and long-haired) guys know that it can be a struggle dealing with that luxurious mane. Like, when we take a shower there are always pesky strands that find their way into our butt cracks and we have to pull them out. You have to admit though…it feels kind of good.
Forget it. Long hair and lip gloss do not mix. Even the slightest hint of wind and your hair is clinging to your lips for dear life. Probably better to go with a matte lip if you’re going to wear your hair down.
Drying it takes forever. Sometimes you rather just put it up and not deal with the drying process. But then you go to take a shower the next day and realize that your hair is still damp from the day before. I’m pretty sure that’s how mold sets in.
If you thought drying your long hair took forever, try styling it. You quickly develop extremely strong forearm muscles from holding up a straightener or curling iron for what seems like hours. It’s a labor-intensive process to say the least.
The windows down in the car will turn your mane into a hair cyclone that will suck up anything in its path: bugs, lint, those stray Cheetos in the backseat. While a fresh breeze is nice, you might just prefer the A/C.
You’re all too familiar with this dreaded drain monster. You shed so much in the shower that you probably need to get a bottle of Drano at least once every couple of months. All that hair can’t be good for the plumbing.
The amount of money you spend on hair products is ridiculous. You go through so much shampoo and conditioner, you’re probably better off getting the industrial sized containers. Also, hair gel, hair spray, etc. You go through that quicker than that milk that’s been sitting in your fridge.
I’d be in the negatives if I lost weight like I lost bobby-pins. You always buy a ton, but you end up with two. All the lost bobby-pins in the world must be in some limbo with all the lost hair elastics and single socks.
You try to put your hair up to keep it out of your face, but your messy bun just ends up looking like an animal’s nest. I really wouldn’t be surprised if that thing housed an entire family of small rodents. Maybe just go for some braids.