You haven't seen your boo in a while and you know what that means. You let that hair grow wild! Now he's back in town and wants to see you tomorrow, so you better get to work! It is going to take a village to get rid of all of that hair. That or a lawn mower.
When the relationship started, you were always freshly shaved. Then a few months went by and you let your hair grow here and there. A few more months together, a little more hair peeked out. And the longer you stay together, the longer your hair grows. You don't care, but does he? He better not!
Love me for who I am! I am not going to shave for anyone! Except my pedicurist. Oh, and also my gyno. Even though technically they are getting paid to be in that general vicinity so I can be as hairy as I want.
You used to be a thorough shaver, but now you are a smart shaver. Shaving takes time, so it is good to be smart about it and shave for the occasion. So, if you are only showing your ankles, then those ankles will be shaved and nothing else. Sorry, not sorry.
Remember when you begged your parents to let you shave your legs? You screamed and cried and told them the whole school was going to make fun of you for those gross hairy legs. Now you couldn't care less. I guess this is growing up?
You know that you are dating an amazing man when you don't feel self-conscious about letting your hair grow. If he cares about the hair on your body, it isn't meant to be. Dump that dude and find someone who loves you for the hairy beast you sometimes are.
Why have we been cursed with hairy toes? It must be because our feet are so goddamn cold. Maybe it is protection to keep those toes warm? But it''s gross and we always forget to get rid of it. No one can see it right? Wrong.
Like we mentioned before, if you are in a long-term relationship, it's usually safe to let your hair grow. When you are actively dating, you better keep that hair at bay. When you are single, let it grow! Let it grow! Let it grow!
And let's get real for a minute. We will never not miss a spot. Usually it will be right on the knee or right behind the knee. Eh, whatever. We will let it stay there. It's like a reminder of what once was.