They say, "Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes." It's time for an update. Don't judge a drunk gal before you've stumbled a mile in her heels. Other great things not to judge: A dad before walking a mile in his slippers. A mom before walking a mile in her Clark's. A hipster before walking a mile in their Toms. You get the idea.
What a tender, beautiful moment between two completely sober people. You can tell a person is sober when they're sleeping on the floor and their friends take a picture of them. Please don't correct me, I'm right.