Some posts are an unstoppable force of nature. It's like they were destined for greatness. The minute they go out into the world... BAM! They rack up thousands of likes, shares, reactions and retweets. How is this even possible, you ask? Do these posts possess a super human magic? Did their author make a deal with the devil to ensure popularity? The answer to both questions is a resounding, "Yes!" Here they are for your enjoyment.
You know that the moon is just a rock that goes around the Earth, and... Oh my god, did you see it tonight?! It's shiny and white and beautiful! Go see it! It's there because it's a thing that exists! The moon is everything!
Until the next night when it looks the exact same.
This tweet would be mean if it weren't 100% true. We look exactly like a grumpy Chihuahua when we're not wearing fake lashes. And trust us, you do not want to know what we look like without foundation.
"And on the next episode of Crafting with Chad, we're going to show you how to lie to your girlfriend. All you need is a coat, an iPhone and three friends who are willing to lie for you. It's simple and easy to do!"
Five minutes is like ten years in dating time. It's long enough to move on, start a new family and grow old with someone else. So think before you take your sweet time texting someone. They might be married with four kids by the time it takes you to respond.
Don't try to fight nature, because nature's always going to win. We can only harness the power of the sun. We can never beat it no matter how much we try. It's always going to be stronger than us. It's our ultimate nemesis.
If you think this is bad, you should see what the photographer did to the groom. Let's just say it involves a well-placed flower arrangement and a lot of imagination. Don't hire a photographer who has a chip on his shoulder!