Although palm readers consider a variety of details, including your fingernails and the three main "lines" (life, head, and heart) in your palm, the pinky is telling in itself. Ah, the pinky. The little finger. The fifth digit. The bean of the hand. The baby carrot of destiny. The nose-picker. The butt-plugger. The fanciness indicator. The one and only. How I love you. Let’s talk.
Apparently hands are actually a telling part of the human body. Our hands develop early on in the womb, and thus they are a good look into the nutrients we received during development. And don’t worry, this article is about to get sexual.
It’s what the fingers say. You must listen. Prenatal testosterone levels are what’s actually responsible. Testosterone usually surges during the middle of the second trimester of pregnancy. This surge has long-term implications that include one’s immunity to certain diseases and the ability to control one’s temper. The surge also determines the length of your fingers to some extent, and thus creates a connection between the length of your digits and who you are. (Sexual part forthcoming.)
Thus, various studies have shown that the ratio of our fingers, specifically our index and ring fingers, is correlated to certain traits. This connection is especially true for boys with long ring fingers, who are more likely to be athletic, attractive, and, you guessed it, have a big ‘ol penis.
If your face is symmetrical, then you’re probably a sexy human. This rule also applies to your hands too. If the fingers on your left and right hands match, you’re probably working with some good genes, and should create a baby as fast as physically possible.
Here are some other awesomely fun facts about fingers!
If you consume salty snacks on the regular, do not rob a bank, or if you do, wear a good pair of gloves. If you have a salty diet, that salt ends up on the tips of your fingers, and you leave a sweatier and easier-to-identify fingerprint. So save the Cheetos until after the heist. Just imagine how many Cheetos you’ll be able to afford then!
Lui Hua of China has the largest known hand, with an index finger that's almost a foot long. The malformation doesn’t look comfortable, but there’s a good chance his wife loves it. Hua’s condition is called being a boss. I’m kidding; it’s called macrodactyly. Hua had surgery because is was a serious problem. (A man named Sultan Kösen holds the current title.)
Engagement rings are worn on the forth finger of the left hand because of the now-debunked belief that the vein in that finger, called the vena amoris or “the vein of love,” connected directly to the heart, which is technically true, but so do all the other fingers. Interesting!!