Sarcasm: Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard - Sarcastic Quotes

Sarcastic Haikus

Those elegant words
Uttered by a true prophet,
Role model, Tupac.
by Andrew N. 22nd of May, 2006

Why are you laughing?
This little game called life is
Deadly serious.
by Andrew N. 17th of May, 2006

It's Evolution!
People are getting smarter!
God has told me so!
by Andrew N. 16th of May, 2006
 
Black ice
Yellow snow
Red skies
Atom bombs love Rainbows
by Frank 4th of May, 2006
Note: Frank has chosen to write in a very loose freestyle form haiku

Manipulative truths
Victoriusly twisting intelligence
A tornadoes tasteful sarcasm
by Frank 22nd of April, 2006
 
This Internet thing:
it showed me a whole new world
that I never knew.
by Matt B. 31st of March, 2006
 
I just saw Coldplay
It was so emotional
I'm changed forever
by N.T. 6th of February, 2006
 
As the storm screams
The weatherman tells of its presence
Invaluable news
by V
 

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Sarcastic Haiku

Once in a while I'll get a sarcastic haiku from visitors. They are all finely crafted and can be from a haiku master for all I know. Some of them are so sarcastic that I'm not even sure if they are actually sarcastic or if my mind is just playing tricks on me. Regardless, without any further ado, here are the sarcastic haiku

Things that Peeve My Pet

It makes no sense to say "I could care less"! That statement means that it is possible for you to care less, meaning that you at least care a little. What you really mean to say is, "I couldn't care less". I'm sure it is crystal clear to you now, but you could care less about what I have to say.

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