Jason Voorhees loves earth tones, ski masks and the great outdoors. He's performed some very impressive feats of strength in the Friday The 13th series so he's probably got abs. His face might be deformed and he's a "strong, silent type," but he'd be fun to go camping with. So woodsy!
The Predator is an alien from a planet where the ability to hunt and kill your prey is basically the only thing anybody cares about, so we imagine you'd be pretty safe with him. He does have mandibles, which takes him down a few points but his cool dreadlocks and sexy click accent more then make up for it. He's not our first choice to introduce to the parents but oh man is he on the list. Also, does he have scales instead of skin? Oh mama.
The monster from the JJ Abrahms movie Cloverfield, Clover is a tall drink of water if we ever saw one. 180 feet tall to be exact! Sure, he (she?) might have trouble fitting into any building and is covered in human sized fleas that will make you explode if they bite you, but that just means there's more of him to love.
If you're lonely and want to take a dip in Swamp Thing's swamp, get in line sister! Women have been swarming all over Thing's mossy pecs for years. He's got a sick bod (maybe literally), and a property that isn't just ON the water, it's IN the water! Now there's a tall drink of water with an emphasis on the water part this time and not the tall part, though he is pretty tall!
He lives in a cool spooky castle so he's technically a home owner. He speaks with an accent so he's really exotic and if you like your men wild, Nosferatu can turn into a bat! Nos-ee baby, you can swap fluids (blood) with us anytime!