Sometimes you take your baby to the beach and realize that your baby hates sand. Everyone has to figure out who they are when they're young, and this baby is a person who never wants to get sandy. That's a pretty smart baby! Once sand gets anywhere, it never goes away. There's people who still have sand in their cars from before they bought their cars.
That moment when you go to your hotel bathroom and realize you're going to be holding it for the entire trip. Anytime you think you're going to break, just look at the toilet for more motivation to keep holding it. You don't really need to pee on a week-long trip, do you?
There's nothing like going on a road trip and experiencing the open road! Unless you also experience car sickness and have to spend the entire trip with a puke bag on your lap. You don't know when your going to throw up, you just know that it's going to happen. What a surprise!
When the only way for your baby to get to sleep on a road trip is by putting your finger in her mouth. What would happen if her mom removed her finger? We don't know, but guaranteed it's going to be bad.
"Look, I know it's not Disney World, but let's make the best of it okay? Just pretend like the doctors are Cinderella and Mickey Mouse. You can take a ride up and down the elevator, and that'll feel just as scary as Tower of Terror! This is fun, right?"
Getting into the markers is one way to pass time on a road trip! And washing markers off your kid is a way to waste time when you're supposed to be enjoying vacation! At least she didn't get a real tattoo on vacation?
"Of course I remembered to take the gas nozzle out of the gas tank? What do you think I am? An idiot? It's perfectly okay for me to drive away from the gas station and absolutely nothing is going to go wrong!"
Looks like someone really, really doesn't like carousels. We don't blame him either! It's like the lamest ride. All it does is go around in a circle. Let it out, kid! We think carousels should be more fun and interesting, too!
That moment when your family road trip sing along turns into a scream along. You know, it's the moment before the sound pierces dad's ears so badly he gets distracted and drives the car into a ditch. It's the moment where the road trip turns from fun into a disaster.
Snakes on a plane are a lot less dangerous than babies on a plane. As soon as a baby boards, they start crying. It's almost as if they're biologically wired to bother the entire plane the entire flight.
Looks like someone's a pouty princess! One person's happiest place on earth is another person's unhappiest place on earth. We all experience things differently, and that's okay. Unless your parents spent hundreds of dollars on admission to the park just so you could have a good time.